What's your favorite Die Hard quote?

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#1  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

What's your favorite (or favorites, if you can't decide, like me) Die Hard quote from out of the four films? I'm partial to a bit of the following: 

  • Die Hard 2 - "You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal... no frequent flier mileage for you!"
  • Die Hard - "No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
  • Die Hard - "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me."
 
And, of course, we have the customary "Come out to the coast...". That one goes without saying.
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#2  Edited By MoistJohn

DH2 - "How can the same shit happen to the same guy TWICE ?"

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Yippie kai yay mother fucker!

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#4  Edited By Xeiphyer

Oh man... theres so many! While I think we can all agree the catch phrase is the best, passing that, I would have to go with the "Come out to the coast..." one, or the DH4 quote "Oh you mean that skinny asian bitch? I think shes at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass."  (I might be a bit off, its been a little while hehe.)
 
 
Also, here is the most goddamn topical / AMAZING youtube video of all time:
 
 

  
 
DIE HARD.
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#5  Edited By L33tfella_H

From the first Die Hard - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the quarterback is TOAST!"

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#6  Edited By raggedglory

"HAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaannnnnssss"

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#7  Edited By Bones8677

Just a few...
 
Hans: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho." 
 
Hans: "And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer." Benefits of a classical education. 
 
John:  (sarcastically to himself, in the ventilation shaft) "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
 
John:  "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

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#8  Edited By mordukai

Simon Gruber: "I'm a soldier, not a monster. Though I sometimes work for monsters."

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#9  Edited By emkeighcameron

I'm paraphrasing, but from Die Hard 4:
 
"I've had enough of this kung-fu bullshit."  (followed by McClane-style trouncing the kung-fu lady)

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#10  Edited By Alphiehyr
@ZanzibarBreeze said:
" What's your favorite (or favorites, if you can't decide, like me) Die Hard quote from out of the four films? I'm partial to a bit of the following: 

  • Die Hard 2 - "You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal... no frequent flier mileage for you!"
  • Die Hard - "No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
  • Die Hard - "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me."
 And, of course, we have the customary "Come out to the coast...". That one goes without saying. "
None. They're all garbage and aren't worth remembering.
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"Freeeeeeeeeze Mother Bitches". Oh wait, that's from Bad Boys.
 Uh, still a good quote. 
 
Too many to choose from the Die Hard series.

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#12  Edited By Butchio

whys there no yippie kay yay mother fucker option?

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#13  Edited By Red12b

   
Welcome to the party Pal! 
 

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#14  Edited By Captain_Insano
@Bones8677 said:
" Hans: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."   
This
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#15  Edited By c1337us

Everything out of Bruce Willis' mouth between opening and closing credits.

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not sure..

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#17  Edited By AhmadMetallic

not sure..

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#18  Edited By penguindust
@Bones8677 said:

Hans: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

I use this all the time when playing Call of Duty.  I use "Benefits of a classical education" in my everyday life when I quote anything during a conversation.  I'm not sure people always get the joke, but it pleases me.  
 
This is another of my favorites:
Holly: "....you're nothing but a common thief."
Hans: "I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite."
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#19  Edited By EpicSteve

"Now I have a Machine Gun" is probably the best one, and wasn't even spoken.

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#20  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

 
Yippie-ka-yay Motherfucker.

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#21  Edited By fakemeat

 You ask for miracles, Theo? I give you the F...B...I.

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#22  Edited By ProfessorEss
@ryeguy489 said:
" Yippie kai yay mother fucker! "
It's a no-brainer.
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#23  Edited By Yummylee
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryeguy489 said:
" Yippie kai yay mother fucker! "
It's a no-brainer. "

Its even better when Hans says it. Yippe...kai yay...muddafuker
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#24  Edited By bombHills

"Fists with your toes"
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#25  Edited By mordukai
@Alphiehyr said:
" @ZanzibarBreeze said:
" What's your favorite (or favorites, if you can't decide, like me) Die Hard quote from out of the four films? I'm partial to a bit of the following: 

  • Die Hard 2 - "You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal... no frequent flier mileage for you!"
  • Die Hard - "No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
  • Die Hard - "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me."
 And, of course, we have the customary "Come out to the coast...". That one goes without saying. "
None. They're all garbage and aren't worth remembering. "
So why even bother posting? 
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#26  Edited By VWGTI
John McClane: [hands Zeus a gun] Here take this.
Zeus: How's it work?
John McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
Zeus: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.
John McClane: Sue me.  
 
also
 
  Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jésus? I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jésus.
Zeus: He didn't say Jésus. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that. 
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#27  Edited By eclipsesis
@Marshmellow_Peep said:
" DH2 - "How can the same shit happen to the same guy TWICE ?" "
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#28  Edited By Bombs_Away
@ProfessorEss said:
" @ryeguy489 said:
" Yippie kai yay mother fucker! "
It's a no-brainer. "
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#29  Edited By Alphiehyr
@Mordukai said:
" @Alphiehyr said:
" @ZanzibarBreeze said:
" What's your favorite (or favorites, if you can't decide, like me) Die Hard quote from out of the four films? I'm partial to a bit of the following: 

  • Die Hard 2 - "You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal... no frequent flier mileage for you!"
  • Die Hard - "No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
  • Die Hard - "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me."
 And, of course, we have the customary "Come out to the coast...". That one goes without saying. "
None. They're all garbage and aren't worth remembering. "
So why even bother posting?  "
Rhetorical question.
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#30  Edited By Rayfield

"Aw c'mon, I got 50 bucks bet on them assholes." 
  
"Rivers, Rodriguez, report." 
 
"Finland."
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#32  Edited By Tuggah
@Bones8677 said:
 John:  (sarcastically to himself, in the ventilation shaft) "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
word dawg.
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#33  Edited By Megalon

Of course pretty much everything out of Brucie's mouth is gold, but I always liked the exchange between the two FBI Johnsons in the chopper: 

Big Johnson: "Just like fucking Saigon, eh Slick?"
Little Johnson: "I was in junior high, dickhead."

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#34  Edited By TheFreeMan

In addition to the many already listed, I've always loved this one:
 
Farell: "You just killed a helicopter with a car!"
 
McClane: ".....I was out of bullets"
 
And:
 
Gabriel: "On your tombstone it should read 'always in the wrong place at the wrong time' "
 
McClane: "Or how about "yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!' "
 
And then he shoots him.

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#35  Edited By Willy105

There was once from Live Free and Die Hard that I loved. Best quote in the series.
 
"You a Boba Fett fan?"
 
"Nah, I am more of a Star Wars guy."
 
Very funny.

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#36  Edited By llen

 
 
 You are i n my little pound now, and i am a big fish in that pound.
 
 
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#37  Edited By zanzibarbreeze
@Rayfield said:
"Finland." "
"As in Helsinki, Finland."
 
*clears throat* "Sweden".
 
And then cut to producer shaking his head + facepalm.
 
GOLD