When someone asks you for your age, what do you answer?

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#2  Edited By Marcsman

Why would anybody ask me my age? 
I have not been carded in years. 
The local bar knows me by name and what I drink. 
I really do not remember the last time somebody asked me my age.
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#3  Edited By MadeinFinland

Do you mean online or in person? Either way, I just tell them my actual age.

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#4  Edited By melcene
@Marcsman:  That's kinda silly... they don't ask your age if they card you anyway, they look at the DOB. 
 
As to the original post... usually I just give my age (which is what I voted for) although sometimes I play the chick card and tell them it's not polite to ask a lady.
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#5  Edited By Jack268

WHOS ASKING

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#6  Edited By Dany

18/M/IL 
 
ASL? 
 
Really I just say my age...only time I lied was to see Syriana with my older brothers at a theater that serves beer and food

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#7  Edited By melcene

Do people actually ask ASL still?

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#8  Edited By meteora

Depends on who is asking me, obviously.

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#9  Edited By Marcsman
@melcene:
I still cannot recall the last time I was asked my age. 
Why are you asking?
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#10  Edited By AnotherDuder

B,because if i tell people my real age they tend to think i'm lying :P
 
I'm 22 and people seem to think im 26-27 :/

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#11  Edited By IBurningStar

I tell them I'm 903 and that I am the last of the Time Lords.

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#12  Edited By KEITH1437

I lie because its quicker to go to a random year than it is to go to the right year.

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I tend to say 17 just to throw people off but that only attracts the wrong kind of guys and its actually noticeable nowadays that I'm 22....oh shit.

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#14  Edited By luce

12/f/HT (horny town)

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#15  Edited By swamplord666

my normal age. And funnily enough, i get both people who think i'm older and younger... I get the "but you seem too mature for a 22 yr old" :D /brag 
edit: I also realized and lol'd recently at how obvious I was when i was 17-18 trying to act older and flirting with waitresses in their early 20's. makes me chuckle out of embarrassment every time!

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#16  Edited By Arbie

15/f/cali!
 
I tell them I'm 22 and already have my ID on the ready. I get id'd for everything.

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#17  Edited By Castro

I'm 32 and I just tell them my actual age. When I don't shave for a while, I look like I'm in my mid thirties. I have a lot of gray in my beard, so I suppose it's understandable. When I shave I look like a child and I frequently get carded. Why do you ask? What is a good situation to lie about your age?

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#18  Edited By Suicidal_SNiper
@Marcsman said:
" @melcene: I still cannot recall the last time I was asked my age. Why are you asking? "
It's just a question he's asking. Why are you so defensive? It's a pretty common thing to ask someone. 
 
 I just tell them my real age and round it up if I'm a few months away from my DOB.
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#19  Edited By MadeinFinland
@melcene said:

" Do people actually ask ASL still? "

I've seen it. Not that I go on chatroulette of course *shifty eyes* 
But yeah, people ask asl most of the time.
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#20  Edited By DarkShaper

The truth being 17 means I don't need to lie to buy games or movie tickets, and those are the only time I get asked.

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#21  Edited By ZimboDK

Nothing. I gently cup their scrotum. Conversation's usually over after that.

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#22  Edited By Turambar

My real age.  There is pretty much no reason not to outside of age gates in front of videos, in which case I go with the easiest to get to year possible.  I'm 23, and people continue to assume I'm fresh out of high school, so I guess that works.

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#23  Edited By crusader8463

I say "I honestly can't remember. I think I'm around 23 or 24." I stopped keeping track after I turned 19 and was legally allowed to do anything with an age restriction on it. So until I'm old enough to start counting down to when I start getting my old age check in the mail I don't need to start counting again. 
 
As for getting carded, it's weird. 99% of the time I never have it happen, but when it does it's usually some teenager at the cash register. No idea why that is though. Also, it depends on if I have shaven recently or not. I have a baby face so I guess I look real young when I shave. Who knows.

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#24  Edited By Hailinel

My real age.  There's no reason for me hide it.

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#25  Edited By SMTDante89

Real age.  Only time I lie is when I'm in a hurry to watch a video online, and even then I at least find the year I was born in.

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#26  Edited By Yummylee

I give out a disgruntled sigh since most people ask my age for some lame joke, with me being an annoying 5ft zero in height.

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#27  Edited By Raymayne
@Marcsman said:
" Why would anybody ask me my age? I have not been carded in years. The local bar knows me by name and what I drink. I really do not remember the last time somebody asked me my age. "
It's good that you're such a proud alcoholic :) 
 
If someone asks me my age I tell them my age.
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#28  Edited By Jeffsekai

12/f/cali

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#29  Edited By mowgers

I tell 'em my age and then they say I look younger and I say I get that a lot and they say that I should be pleased that I look young and I kinda smile politely but it still sucks getting carded at twenty four. Especially when you have a beard and live in England so have been able to legally drink for six years.

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#30  Edited By cornbredx

I tell my actual Age, 28. I'm probably starting to look old anyway. Not sure why it would matter though. =)

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#31  Edited By Subjugation

I give them my real age. They don't always believe me since I guess I have some semblance of a baby face, but that's what ID is for.@crusader8463 said:

"As for getting carded, it's weird. 99% of the time I never have it happen, but when it does it's usually some teenager at the cash register."  
Same. The adults seem to have a better grasp on recognizing age. The really annoying part is when someone you went to school with does it to you. They should know how old you are within at least a year of your actual age.
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#32  Edited By HandsomeDead
'Old enough.' I feel so old all the time.
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#33  Edited By JJWeatherman

I got carded at Best Buy a few days ago when I bought Dragon Age. I have a beard. wtf.

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#34  Edited By MysteriousBob

I'm 21 and I look young for my age. So I have no problem admitting it.

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#35  Edited By Jeust

Depends of who's asking. ^^

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#36  Edited By RichardLOlson
@IBurningStar said:
" I tell them I'm 903 and that I am the last of the Time Lords. "
That is genius.  I never that of that one.  I might have to use that answer some time.
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#37  Edited By toowalrus

People at work keep asking how old I am, when I say I can't go to the bar after work with them. I'm 20, but have a filthy beard (right now) and look older.

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#38  Edited By falconer
@JJWeatherman said:
" I got carded at Best Buy a few days ago when I bought Dragon Age. I have a beard. wtf. "
And are dressed like a pimp. HONESTLY. 
 
I get carded all the time too, so I feel your pain.
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#39  Edited By JJWeatherman
@ShaggyChu said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I got carded at Best Buy a few days ago when I bought Dragon Age. I have a beard. wtf. "
And are dressed like a pimp. HONESTLY.  I get carded all the time too, so I feel your pain. "
I know! Do they realize that you have to be at least 18 to be a pimp? They better start recognizing.
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 i dont think anybody is in their 40s here so there really wasnt a point in presenting a "number lower than your real age" option....

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#41  Edited By Video_Game_King

I tel them "several hundred years old", since that's the right answer.

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#42  Edited By melcene
@ShaggyChu said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" I got carded at Best Buy a few days ago when I bought Dragon Age. I have a beard. wtf. "
And are dressed like a pimp. HONESTLY.  I get carded all the time too, so I feel your pain. "
Be concerned when you stop getting carded.
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#43  Edited By spudtastic

It depends on the level of aquaintance I have with the person. I don't bring it up here cuz I'm , well, old!

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#44  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Wouldn't YOU like to know?

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#45  Edited By iam3green

i tell them how old i am. if i'm on the internet with the censor things then i will put 1/1/8 something.

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#46  Edited By Karkarov

Either A:  25
or B: None of your $@#^^ !@#$! ^^&$%#$ business you *^$!@!#&.
 
One of those answers is the truth too.

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#47  Edited By LordAndrew

Why would someone be asking me my age? Whatever, I'll give them my real age, unless I have reason to believe they're involved in some sinister plot that requires my real age.

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#48  Edited By bibledoctor

I tell them my real age.

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#49  Edited By daitheflu

I'm 25.  Both online and offline.

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#50  Edited By Azteck

If it's something I need to be 18+ for, I say 18. If not, I say 17.