OFFENSIVE MATERIAL FOLLOWS BE WARNDE OOPS I SPELLED WARNED WRONG BUT I DO NOT HAVE A BACKSPACE SO I WILL JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT I MADE A TYPO AND MOVE ON WITH THE OFFENSIVE JOKES ARE YOU READY OKAY LETS GO GO GO :
Eat a prune! Start a movement!
I like my coffee how I like my neighborhood - White.
The Teacher said to little Johnny, "use harassment in a sentence." Little Johnny said, " Her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes."
A man and a little girl were walking in the woods The Girl says, "Mister - these woods are scary" "Yeah" he says "It's too bad I will be going back alone!"
Managed to get my car insurance reduced by $400 this morning. I changed my occupation to 'pedophile'. Apparently driving around slowly and being on the lookout for children is just what they're looking for in a customer.
i have been sweating like..... Stephen Hawking with the runs Michael Jackson on a bouncy castle Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah a Scouser watching Crimewatch a necrophiliac in a mortuary a Priest Watching CBBC a Necrophiliac at a funeral a Jew in 1940 a black worker in a recession a rhino in a power shower an emo in a knife factory Holly and Jessica at a caretaker's house Peter Sutcliffe in a red light district a fat bird on E Wayne Rooney in an old folks home a doctor on his way to Glasgow Airport an Austrian girl in her dad's basement Madeline McCann in Portugal Muhammad Ali in a buckaroo competition a paedo in a peter pan production a paedo during WWII who's just found out he's going to be looking after some evacuees a RBS employee sticking some paper through a shredder Michael Jackson in a nursery Joseph Fritzl at a family reunion a blind poof in a sausage factory Chris Brown on an assault charge a naked boy with a catholic priest ian huntly at a man u game a black man on a rape charge in 1933
A man crashed his very expensice car into a telephone pole. Needless to say, he found out how the Mercedes-Benz. A butcher decided against opening a shop on the 12th floor of an apartment building because the steaks would be too high. A Buddist went up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything"
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