Would you ever have a Butler?

@Hizang:

Yes and yes, but even more so I would love to have a personal chef.

Or even better, I just want a homemaker wife. :P

Negative. I'm not a fan of people carrying my bags,getting doors for me just general fancy hotel service. I feel awkward when that happens

@AhmadMetallic: Oh did I not post a picture of my ideal Butler?

@AhmadMetallic: Oh did I not post a picture of my ideal Butler?

No. If i wanted someone to do everything for me, i would just get a dumb wife. Also...
 
@Hizang: 

Yes, as long as hes british

Yeah, but he would be like a friend butler. We would play games together and eat bagels.

Only if I was in an anime.

Only if he's skilled with a deep-fryer.

I'd probably feel bad for him and help him clean lol

A house staff of several sexy male and female employees would at leag allow the missus and I to partake in the occasional orgy when bored.

I would have a butler and a monkey, preferably one in the same.

Seriously though I would only hire someone to be my butler if he were a personal trainer and money management expert all in one, to help control all of my bad personality traits. and also to stop me from going down the road of winning a huge sum of money and ending up wanting to kill myself because I just spent my time acquiring stuff instead of experiencing life and helping out with the needy. (I'm no hippy but if I had tonnes of money then I don't need to earn any more do I? Might as well fill my time with doing something useful to humanity/the planet. Maybe focus on learning the required degrees/doctorates to work in an animal safe zone safari park in Africa for the rest of my life.)

Yeah, if I had the money. I'd make him play games with me, too. Y'know, when he's not cleaning.

Like Alfred or Jeeves, hell yeah. Better yet, get me one of them combat butlers who can kick ass and serve me breakfast in bed.

Yes.

No, I tend to like to do things myself. However I hate cleaning and would hire a sexy, Mexican maid.

No. I'm way too paranoid to have a strange British man going around doing housework in my mansion.

And yes, all butlers are British.

Only if he is like Alfred from Batman, or Geoffrey from Fresh Prince.

Certainly not the University. We have Cleveland State alumni here.

Can he be a midget and dress exactly like me?

@Hamst3r said:

Female butler.

All female house staff.

Mandatory nakedness.

Beat me to it.

This would be fucking amazing. All of them mind-blowing hot and ready to get down... all at once.

If only it was My Cocaine

Only if he was quick witted like Mr. Belvedere or Jeffery.

No, but I would have henchmen.

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

I'm the type of person who cleans before the maid comes, so no. I don't feel comfortable with people cleaning up my messes.

No. But i'd have some professional cleaners on speed-dial.

Depends, can it be Alfred Pennyworth?

Only if he's a battle butler.

Only if I was a superhero... which I might be.

@Origina1Penguin said:

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

Indeed. Love the uniforms.

Yeah like, a personal slave, of sorts... mmmmmmm

It would be kind of cool I guess, but only if his name is Nestor.

@weegieanawrench: "his" fag.

@GiantBomber said:

@weegieanawrench: "his" fag.

And you call yourself a GiantBomber? For shame. Just another idiot on the internet.

If I could afford to have one, absolutely. I would also call him Capernicus.