Would you ever have a Butler?

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#51  Edited By McGhee

@Hizang:

Yes and yes, but even more so I would love to have a personal chef.

Or even better, I just want a homemaker wife. :P

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#52  Edited By AndrewBeardsley

Negative. I'm not a fan of people carrying my bags,getting doors for me just general fancy hotel service. I feel awkward when that happens

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#53  Edited By dudeglove

I'd have a hispanic lady do my sheets every week.

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#54  Edited By Musubi
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#55  Edited By Hizang

@AhmadMetallic: Oh did I not post a picture of my ideal Butler?

Oh I also need four..
Oh I also need four..
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#56  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@NekuSakuraba: Who is that? I want one! 
 
@Hizang said:

@AhmadMetallic: Oh did I not post a picture of my ideal Butler?

Oh I also need four..
Oh I also need four..
I told you guise. Start deleting/editing your posts, you've been gay'd. (punk'd)
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#57  Edited By MikeGosot

No. If i wanted someone to do everything for me, i would just get a dumb wife. Also...
 
@Hizang

 Don't get me wrong. I'm just setting the cosmic balance straight. No pun intended.
 Don't get me wrong. I'm just setting the cosmic balance straight. No pun intended.
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Yes, as long as hes british

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#59  Edited By 49th

Yeah, but he would be like a friend butler. We would play games together and eat bagels.

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#60  Edited By Giefcookie

Only if I was in an anime.

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#61  Edited By MikkaQ

Only if he's skilled with a deep-fryer.

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#62  Edited By Stepside

I'd probably feel bad for him and help him clean lol

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#63  Edited By tim_the_corsair

A house staff of several sexy male and female employees would at leag allow the missus and I to partake in the occasional orgy when bored.

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#64  Edited By TorMasturba

I would have a butler and a monkey, preferably one in the same.

Seriously though I would only hire someone to be my butler if he were a personal trainer and money management expert all in one, to help control all of my bad personality traits. and also to stop me from going down the road of winning a huge sum of money and ending up wanting to kill myself because I just spent my time acquiring stuff instead of experiencing life and helping out with the needy. (I'm no hippy but if I had tonnes of money then I don't need to earn any more do I? Might as well fill my time with doing something useful to humanity/the planet. Maybe focus on learning the required degrees/doctorates to work in an animal safe zone safari park in Africa for the rest of my life.)

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#65  Edited By GreggD

Yeah, if I had the money. I'd make him play games with me, too. Y'know, when he's not cleaning.

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#66  Edited By penguindust

Like Alfred or Jeeves, hell yeah. Better yet, get me one of them combat butlers who can kick ass and serve me breakfast in bed.

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#67  Edited By SirPsychoSexy

Yes.

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#68  Edited By hanktherapper

No, I tend to like to do things myself. However I hate cleaning and would hire a sexy, Mexican maid.

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#69  Edited By MooseyMcMan

No. I'm way too paranoid to have a strange British man going around doing housework in my mansion.

And yes, all butlers are British.

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#70  Edited By Sooperspy

Only if he is like Alfred from Batman, or Geoffrey from Fresh Prince.

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#71  Edited By spudtastic

Certainly not the University. We have Cleveland State alumni here.

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#72  Edited By TheWholeDamnShow

Can he be a midget and dress exactly like me?

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#73  Edited By duggshammer

@Hamst3r said:

Female butler.

All female house staff.

Mandatory nakedness.

Beat me to it.

This would be fucking amazing. All of them mind-blowing hot and ready to get down... all at once.

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#74  Edited By Dany

If only it was My Cocaine

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Only if he was quick witted like Mr. Belvedere or Jeffery.

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#76  Edited By mikemcn

No, but I would have henchmen.

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#77  Edited By Xeiphyer
@Origina1Penguin said:

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

This dude has the right idea.
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I'm the type of person who cleans before the maid comes, so no. I don't feel comfortable with people cleaning up my messes.

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#79  Edited By Gruff182

No. But i'd have some professional cleaners on speed-dial.

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#80  Edited By _Zombie_

Depends, can it be Alfred Pennyworth?

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#81  Edited By MostlyBearded
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#82  Edited By Strife777

Only if I was a superhero... which I might be.

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#83  Edited By eugenesaxe

@Origina1Penguin said:

Probably not. A maid on the other hand...

Indeed. Love the uniforms.

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#84  Edited By GiantBomber

Yeah like, a personal slave, of sorts... mmmmmmm

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#85  Edited By weegieanawrench

It would be kind of cool I guess, but only if his name is Nestor.

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#86  Edited By GiantBomber

@weegieanawrench: "his" fag.

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#87  Edited By weegieanawrench

@GiantBomber said:

@weegieanawrench: "his" fag.

And you call yourself a GiantBomber? For shame. Just another idiot on the internet.

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#88  Edited By Kyreo

If I could afford to have one, absolutely. I would also call him Capernicus.