..... did i get you attention? - good!
Hi everybody (yes, let’s do it in english this time).
Let me start out by assuring you guys, that i will never demand of you again, to write in Danish (even though, it was fun!, ... last blog guys). Well! I’m currently at school, learning about ”Customer acqusition” (boring as hell) and i decided to spend some time with you guys instead!!
Todays topic, my dear students (naah,that phrase don’t belong to me), is Son / Father relationships, and Xbox360. Might not sound very fun or exiting, but read on! (you can allways just hit backspace) – Let’s start out with the fun stuff, and work us, the way down.
I read the other day (yes, the blog starts now), that some boy got banned 7989 years on Xbox Live. That may be a little drastic, but hey!, if not a life-long ban, then it could as well be 7989 years. Anyway, The kids’ dad then decided to contact Microsoft and confront them with the fact, that they had banned his son into the 9th millenium!!? (it get’s interesting now).
A mod at Microsoft informed the dad, that his son had actually shown himself naked over the xbox camera (i’m thinking nakedness, camera and Natal – there must be some kind of unused potential...) and the father had to accept the shame. – BUT! Let’s mention the best part, the game, in which the boy was flashing the rythmstick –was ... UNO!? Why the fuck do you need to flash yourself in a game of UNO?
In other: Father / Son, news!
Yes! We will stick to the theme – father and son. Did you guys know that a dude in Houston, USA, was killed last year because of a missing game?! Yeah, you got it! – The father apperently had been drinking, and started to yell at the wife because of a lost game (don’t know which titel, but must have been something real cool) and when the son joined the discussion – the dad actually pulled out a gun and shot the kid in the neck – bam! Dead. – That, by it self ain’t fun, but – naaah, it is... a bit (i’m feeling a little morbid today, sorry).
I will stick to the sad and sick world of murder. – Murder! of son, by father! (actually in this case, it’s just attempted).
This time we are in Pennsylvania, and a 17 year old guy has gotten his head shot off ... by his .... ”wait for it” ... Father!!! (insert lightning and a house on a hill). The kid actually survived the shot to the head (caliber .22), but the reason to as why he got shot is ..... weird. (trust me, it is). He had asked his dad to fix his broken Xbox, and the dad then said: ”No! I will not do that!!” (with a manly and strong voice). The son then pulled out a rifle and handed it to the father: ”Then just shoot me!!” he said (with a girly voice) and then the dad Fucking! Did it. – that’s a sick guy!
The last thing i wanna mention, is actually a father / daughter, thing (yes, but we’re in off topic, right?!).
A fucker in Philadelphia, USA, killed his daughter (tell me more!, tell me more!) – (ok, i will!). The guy is 25 years and his daugther was 17 months... and he said:
”She pulled the electrical chord! My Xbox fell down. I thought it was broken, so i hit her in the head and threw a chair at her ......)” "........................."
Yeah, that’s right, he actually said that - AND! did that.... We live in a twisted Xbox world of murder and fun. Luckily most fun! - but maby you should think about getting rid of the Xbox before the little one enters the world. For it's own safty (Really, don't do that, keep gaming!)
Well, i must head back to work, ”Customer acqusition” doesn’t get understood by itself. Have a great day everyone – hope I didn’t ruin your day!
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