Your favorite fake curse word

Have you ever caught yourself about to say that curse word in front of someone you should not be cussing around? What was that replacement you used or better yet, what was your favorite fake cuss word you use?

"Ahhhh SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA"

Frak, and all variants thereof.

Smeg.

I usually just say the first little bit of the word than start mumbling.

Holy govenour of jeffriahs,fudge,fudgesicle,

Dutch bag.

Friscuit and monkey-truffles.

"Smeg."

Volken.

"Are you out of your Volken mind!?"

Fuck.

Oh wait...

Fjucking.

Fiddlesticks

I had a teacher who was, uh, overweight and had a deep Southern accent and whenever she would get exasperated she would say, "Cheese and Crackers!!" It was hilarious.
Another one I like is "What the french toast!" Coincidentally, both involve food.

friggin'

if you have a fake cuss word or words, you need a fucking life.

Mistletoe fruitcake

Greatest commercial ever.

you just are a Jamapamasa

Dagnabbit!

Motherfudger, grasshole, motherscratcher (damn you Ryan Davis!!) and holy krep are some of my favourites. Gotta keep it cleen for the kids, fuckers.

Ah, snozzcumbers!

ah, frack it.

I'm a fan of bullpucky, personally.

*$&% is my personal favorite

Fudgemuffin.

Awww crud muffins!

I use that one at work loads. I have a feeling the guy who mainly speaks Spanish may pick it up. I can just see it now: "Hey ah Jacki. Jacki? Crud Muffin? Yes? Yes?"

"if you have a fake cuss word or words, you need a fucking life."

Clemen

Bork!

Yes, I have been watching a lot of the Muppet Show lately.

Fricken, Friggin', or fudge

or the 2nd grade "shitaki"

Nob. tee hee

Monday-to-friday is pretty good.

I can't believe the obvious Shittake Mushrooms hasn't been listed yet.

There's no one in my life i don't curse around, i curse when I'm on the phone to people i don't even know.

I just say like "sht" or "fck" and don't really say the entire word.

"Girugamesh"

Shazzbot

fudge

I can't believe that dude just shat his pants.

Frack!

I default to Freakazoid's classic "Nut Bunnies!"

Son of a monkey spank!

barncales

Go straight to H-E-Double-Hockey-sticks!

CUNT LIPS

Shittens... 

Frak!

I say, "Trick" all the time, but that means hoe, or like a bitch... so... yeah.

"I say, "Trick" all the time, but that means hoe, or like a bitch... so... yeah."

Smeg, having been brought up watching Red Dward and its just part of my vocabulery and the only "swear" I use because it isnt actually a swear word.