You're Invisible

What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were invisible?

Go outside and pull down everyone's pants.

Go outside and masturbate.

Sleep

Paint myself.

from your thread title, you had me convinced I was for a second. What would I do? Go about my daily life, just makingsure I don't get counted absent from work/school.

Take celebrity pictures in their most intimate moments and sell them for millions.

Stop myself from posting dumb threads.

Eyeballs also invisible? Then I'd be blind, an invisible blind man fumbling around worst day ever.

I'm indivisible

@jking47: You don't need to be invisible to do that. Live a little!

Rob a bank.

Stuff...

@Fezz said:

Sleep

yep

I really don't know, I would probably fucking panic and think I was dead.

The obvious answer: Girl's locker room (and basically the entire movie Hollow Man)

The other answer: steal shit. They can't see you.

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

I would become the best hitman ever.

@Yanngc33 said:

@awesomeusername said:

Rob a bank.

How would you get the money out of the bank though...

Payday: The Heist has taught me to C4 the wall next to the supply office. Or I could go Joker and have a bus smash through the wall.

Most of you are forgetting what time of year it is.

I'd hang around underneath a sheet, pretending to be a ghost to people. Then after they've had a laugh, I'll lift up the sheet and freak them the fuck out.

Unless I turn visible again, in which case I'll be butt-naked and there'll be the same result.

Mess with people.

Say that I'm a tangible ghost.

I'd probably mess with people and maybe some criminal acts, depends on how long the invisibility would last.

Here's a list of things:

1. Drive around town in a convertible.
2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.
3. Walk through a park full of snow while people are around.
4. Giggle over and over in a room of people.
5. Run around tipping over every ladder I can find that someone isn't climbing.
6. Start random food fights in cafeterias of public schools.
7. Drive around town on a motorcycle.

The driving around stuff is important.

Id steal Kitt and drive around.

i would walk around town just watching people.

I would move things around.. Like someones coffee cup or keys slightly further away, so they slowly think they are losing there minds..

Really, just a bunch of weird, semi-perverted sexual stuff. It's probably best not to think about it.

perv it up

Grow a mustache.

I would kill people with my bare hands.

Steal everything!

can my clothes be invisible too? otherwise I'd just go about my day freaking people out as a walking shirt,pants, and sneakers

Dip my junk into other peoples food - more frequently and not just in my workplace like I do now.

Live free. Nick stuff. Kick someone I don't like in the groin. Reward someone I DO like in a manner that seems divine. Whisper stuff like "burn..." and "the time has come" into people's ears. Sing loudly in public.

Have I turned invisible before or after I swapped genders? This makes all the difference in the world.

I'm not crazy. But I am invisible.

Miss being visible and live in a state of constant misery

That would depend on whether or not my clothes are invisible as well. If not, I would have a hard time getting over the fact that I'd have to walk around everywhere naked in order to not be seen.

Rob a fucking bank or 12

cry

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

The good person in me says I'd probably just try not to abuse the power.

But then actual me made me realise I'm full of shit and I'd just go steal cars and go really fast everywhere.

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

@Fezz said:

Sleep

Outside

Go see a doctor.

@jakob187 said:

@Rainbowkisses said:

@jakob187 said:

2. Go into a church full of people and start making them believe God doesn't exist.

How does an invisible being make someone doubt the existence of a God.

You're invisible. Walk in there, start yelling out "GOD DOES NOT EXIST, I AM *insert some stupid name*, I AM THE CREATOR AND ALL POWERFUL" or something like that.

People will believe anything that comes from the middle of nowhere. Look at Mormons.

I'd rather visit the Scientology Center and tell people the truth about Xenu.

Go outside naked and die of the cold.

Start a new fetish site.