As the Giant Bomb community is home to many amateur soda drinkers, I'm hoping that some of you can help me find a suitable game.
I've been an amateur soda drinker for many years, and I'm looking for games that can allow me to experience amateur soda drinking. While I understand that there are many people who appreciate Soda Drinker Pro for its ability to simulate the professional soda-drinking experience, this doesn't really appeal to me. Playing Soda Drinker Pro as an amateur soda drinker is sort of like being an amateur automobile driver watching Formula 1 racing: the race cars driven by professional drivers on race tracks don't really represent the experience that I, as an amateur, experience when sitting behind the wheel of a Subaru Outback.
Other games that I've tried:
- Pepsi Invaders - disappointingly, the gameplay does not involve any consumption of soda in either a professional or amateur capacity.
- Soda Dungeon - this is another game that, like Soda Drinker Pro, might appeal to professional soda drinkers (who necessarily consume soda in the pursuit of career goals), but it does not really appeal to me as an amateur soda drinker, who simply enjoys consuming soda for recreation. The gameplay experience of drinking soda to assist in the pursuit of the 100,000 gold coins needed to purchase a more potent soda does not really reflect the way that I engage with soda as an amateur. (I simply consume soda for the pleasure of it, and it is rare for me to ever spend more than $2 for a bottle of soda.)
- OnlyCans Thirst Date - while I appreciated the soda theming of many of the game's cans, OnyCans Thirst Date does not actually allow you to experience the consumption of soda. Additionally, I am not a big fan of body horror, and found some of the cans offputting.
- Superliminal - while this game contains a large number of soda-related achievements, I was disappointed to learn that none of them actually involve drinking soda. In fact, many of the soda-related activities in this game are directly contrary to the way that I engage with soda as an (amateur) soda drinker, like taking a soda can from a vending machine and placing it directly into the recycle bin without consuming its contents. (Talk about putting the cart before the horse: while I certainly support recycling, obtaining a can of soda from a vending machine only to place it into the trash without consuming its contents is an incredibly wasteful activity, and not the kind of behavior that I would want to endorse or engage in, even in a simulated fashion.)
- Pokemon Red - this game contains vending machines that allow you to purchase soda pop, and it also contains a charming quest that can be resolved by giving soda pop to a thirsty NPC to progress the game's story. Additionally, there is an optional sidequest where soda pop can be bartered to obtain an item from a child character, which really speaks to my experience as a young amateur soda drinker when I might barter for soda with classmates during lunchtime. Unfortunately, the game does not actually allow the player to consume soda; apparently, in the world of Pokemon Red, soda is a drink only fit to be consumed by the various (non-human) creatures that inhabit this world.
- Pokemon Blue: I have also discovered that there is a game in the Pokemon franchise titled "Pokemon Blue" which similarly offers the ability to purchase soda, but I have not yet played this game to see if it offers more soda-drinking options than Pokemon Red. Additionally, this game has proved expensive to acquire, with a new copy costing upwards of $3,500 on eBay. I've found several used copies that are considerably cheaper, but I prefer not to purchase used games as they do not directly support the game's developer.
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