El_Blarfo

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  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Dear Giant Bomb 003: Tender Truck.

    Given the level of cliquishness in my high schooI, being outright attacked with a razor would been refreshingly straightforward.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post 216 - Crankin' It.

    Enemies of America: Osama Bin Laden, Kristin.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Team SKELETON ENTHUSIASTS vs. Team Pier 93.

    @janman, how could you?! Jess will just have to live with only doing 39 videos a week with you instead of 40.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message in the forum topic Starfield and Redfall both delayed to 2023. on the General Discussion board

    @tartyron said: This doesn’t surprise me at all. Cyberpunk set a precedent for buggy AAA games that no one wants to repeat.I wonder if anyone would tolerate even Bethesda's usual level of broken-ness...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message in the forum topic Compared to other Nintendo systems, what do you think about the output of 1st party exclusives on the Switch?. on the Nintendo Switch board

    I bought the Switch with the knowledge that I probably would only use it for Nintendo's first party titles and then... that kind of hasn't happened. For whatever reason, Nintendo's releases haven't re...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Arcade Pit: Team Fancy Cats vs. We Bought a Horse.

    WELCOME TO WORLD FUCK

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Haiku, the Robot.

    Dank crankin'.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Bugsnax: Isle of Bigsnax DLC.

    Cheddorbable!

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post UPF - 4/29/22.

    I heard that first game was gonna be Cronenberg Teaches Typing, but they couldn't get the license.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message in the forum topic Skull & Bones...maybe it should have stayed dead?. on the Skull & Bones board

    @chaser324 said: Considering the insane amount of money they've dumped into this project and the complications with the Singaporean government, this seems more like an elaborate money laundering schem...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post GrubbSnax 44: Grubb's Game Mess, Star Wars Jedi 2, and Ubisoft Updates.

    I just looked up Eco, and it seems absolutely bananas. A GB group playthrough would be a beautiful trainwreck.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Sega Bass Fishing.

    Holy hell, that is one detailed fish esophagus model, Sega.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post EX RiffTrax: The Game.

    @undeadpool said:Not gonna lie: as a lifelong MST3K/Rifftrax fan, it is INCREDIBLE to see Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy on the explicitly inspired-by-MST Giant Bomb.Seriously. This is just the cooles...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post UPF - 04/15/22.

    Dude who went to an ENT doc relatively recently here: NEVER USE AN EAR CANDLE FOR FUCKING ANYTHING.I myself have not, but was told by the doctor in no uncertain terms that ear candles are made up snak...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message in the forum topic Can Kirby Choke?. on the General Discussion board

    This thread is a lot less terrifying than I expected, so far.I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post GrubbSnax 40: PlayStation Leaks, E3 is Over, and More.

    The adblock video bug is alive and well.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message in the forum topic New PlayStation Plus tiers revealed. on the PlayStation Plus board

    The middle tier is interesting, but it's more of a wait-and-see proposition for me. I've already got a sizeable enough backlog of games as is, so it really depends what ends up in the library. Strea...

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post Kirby and the Forgotten Land.

    Kirby and the horrifying subtext.

  • El_Blarfo posted a message on the post UPF - 03/25/2022.

    Rorie: "This game is a little complicated."FIVE SECONDS LATERRorie: OOOOkay, here we go, gotta tell these guys to form up got get this guy moving on a 3d plane, uhohherecomethefastmoverslookoutforthos...