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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

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    #1  Edited By Phished0ne

    looking at this list of quotes, i hope that someone decides to clip funny quotes from the podcast and make a soundboard....then they can use it during the podcast as out of context drops that will provide endless minutes of entertainment for all involved.


    okay the using it on the podcast was a joke, but these quotes are great. some of them are amazingly funny, espically when taken out of context. What are some of  your(You! the reader of this post's) favorite Jeff quotes.

    after seeing it on the list, i think mine is  "Rated M for "MAWSOME"  or "it's all gone SOUTHCOCK!"
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    #2  Edited By jakob187

    Read the Wiki page, and you'll see our favorite quotes.

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    I think the Quotes section is getting a little out of hand. I mean...what's the limit? Most are legit and funny, but some are just kinda random such as the "Dude, yes." Do we really need a quote like that?

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    #4  Edited By LordAndrew
    TripMasterMunky said:
    "I think the Quotes section is getting a little out of hand. I mean...what's the limit? Most are legit and funny, but some are just kinda random such as the "Dude, yes." Do we really need a quote like that?"
    Plus, there are several quotes that are attributed to Jeff that originated elsewhere. Yes, "more safari, less track" is funny. But people were laughing about it well before he repeated it on The HotSpot.
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    #5  Edited By Milkman

    I just deleted a whole mess of Quotes from the section. Seriously, most of them were just fucking dumb. For future reference, only add quotes if he actually says the quote alot. Don't just say "Hey, he said this on the podcast once! Let's add it!" No, you fucktard, that's not what its for. 

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    Looks like that's not gonna stop. Someone added a quote of "I have a Wii."

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    #7  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    "(Referring to Noby Noby Boy) So, how many lengths did you feed GIRL last night?"

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