Where's the love for the miis?

I made a girl from my college on my Mii menu, and on the edit screen I make her spin around while I quickly change her hair from the bun option to the long hair to make it look like she's taking her hair down for me, getting ready to strip.

When she is done taking her hair down, I change her lips from normal to pouting or puckered, and I pretend she's kissing me.

Sometimes if nobody is home, I put the mole over her mouth so it looks like it's opened (but not threateningly, no teeth) like she's going to give me oral.

I perk her eyebrows up while I'm taking off my shirt for her, and make them turn to the sides in reluctance as I unzip my pants.

I stroke the side of the TV lovingly and let her know that I will never abandon her, and nothing bad will happen. Her eyes turn to (column 1, row 1, page 4) as she sees my man meat.

Creepy troll is creepy...

I shuddered, then i chuckled.
Well played, +1

I'm going to go lock my door now...

Have to admit, I laughed.

That wasn't worth my 20 seconds.

Whatever floats your boat.