Nintendo Switch
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Nintendo's home console that can be turned into a portable device by removing it from its TV-dock. Launched worldwide on March 3, 2017.
"Look at your hands as you milk"
This game looks so bad. I like Jeff in the big orange novelty cowboy hat tho.
— Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) January 13, 2017
@drakoji: 50 bucks retail.
@darkbeatdk: That's amazing, thank you sir
Ye, WTF Ninty.
Here's a very sensual @DanRyckert video for you to loop forever. pic.twitter.com/7pPeOlHk30
— Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann) January 13, 2017
@TinaAmini@jeffgerstmann@DanRyckertpic.twitter.com/8lU8HZUHJ7
— João Marques (@JohnyMyko) January 13, 2017
(couldn't find a way to post the video directly here)
@jasonmasters: They've made you into a video game! congrats!
@turul: Indeed. Not many people grow up milking cows these days.
@turul said:
This is Nintendo's "Jumped the Shark" moment
Disagree. I think this is Nintendo's "Milked the cow" moment
@darkbeatdk: Thank you kindly.
@jeffgerstmann@DanRyckertpic.twitter.com/O7I1NgTXTE
— Danny O'Dwyer (@dannyodwyer) January 13, 2017
@jasonmasters: Heh so have I. All I can say is those are some pretty tall cows they're milking. Maybe they're actually elephants?
I hope this will revolutionize the milking scene. No longer will farmers have to use both hands. They just invite their Nintendo friends for a quick coop session. Those long strokes that Nintendo ingrains into the minds of millions are going to increase the milk quality for sure.
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