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    Nintendo's home console that can be turned into a portable device by removing it from its TV-dock. Launched worldwide on March 3, 2017.

    The simplest use-case for the Switch is the most appealing

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    Octopusrocketmark

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    I'm honestly just excited to play Zelda on the toilet and/or in bed. Let's not downplay the significance of this.

    And no, this was not capable with Wii U if you were living in one of those weird situations where there's a wall or door between your living room and bedroom/bathroom.

    I'm a simple man, what can I say.

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    #2  Edited By sammo21

    In all honesty, this on top of the potential virtual console and first party stuff is what is getting me. I don't think its being downplayed as the mobility of the system seems to be the only thing there is say about the Switch right now.

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    In my heart of hearts, I was hoping, HOPING, that Nintendo kept it to just the portability, and only THAT. Simply play anywhere. I hoped they've outgrown trying to make us play with a dozen controller configurations.

    They clearly haven't.

    And I wonder: would they have made a longer-lasting handheld if they didn't bother with the fancy controller schemes?

    It's all speculation, for now.

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    @ikabubu: If everyone was like you we would still be living in the stone ages with SD rumble.

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    @ikabubu: If everyone was like you we would still be living in the stone ages with SD rumble.

    Just this weekend I was holding my Xbone controller, trying in vain to tell how many ice cubes were in it. I don't want to live in that future, and I'm glad Nintendo shares my vision.

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    Pretty sure I saw a Switch ad involving someone taking a shit while using the console, so at least they know?

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    In bed is how I play my 3DS and Vita. I'm way in to the idea of the switch for this.

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    The gimmick clicked when I realized I could play mario Kart with a colleague on lunch break. Now super hyped.

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    @teddie: The controller straps are obviously for when you are going to wipe yourself, don't want that HD-rumble to go down the drain...

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    I use nintendo's handhelds the most, so this is the same use case I am most excited for. I prefer not to have to be tied down to my tv or one of my monitors.

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    I think it's going to be one of those things that once you have it, you're going to miss it when it's not there.

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    #13  Edited By Rejizzle

    @octopusrocketmark: I'm with you man, just be careful about playing on the toilet for too long. Pretty sure Dan has a story about that, and it's not pretty.

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    #15  Edited By Onemanarmyy

    I would get cold if i sat too long on the toilet playing a zelda dungeon.

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    my ass has fallen asleep while taking a poop. I dont like it

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    I'd be careful spending too much time on the toilet, duders. Sorry if I'm being a party pooper.

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    Guys. I'm not suggesting I would do the majority of my Zelda playing while on the toilet. I'm not hiding my Pokémon playing from my mom in the bathroom on a school day like I did in 1999. My average time spent shitting is 15 minutes. I'm just excited that I no longer have to pause the game and spend 15 minutes not playing. Thanks for the concern, but my ass will be fine.

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    Best use case for the Nintendo switch: it's a console. I can sit on my comfy couch and play it on my giant television.

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    Best use case for the Nintendo switch: it's a console. I can sit on my comfy couch and play it on my giant television.

    You're ignoring its potential for millennial roof parties but okay

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    If the battery life wasn't so dog shit, I would be really hyped. Still getting one because I'm an idiot.

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    On the toilet? Are we talking about what makes the Switch most appealing, or most appalling?

    Yes, I'm very proud of myself.

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    Are you really sitting on a toilet long enough to be playing video games?

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    Woah hold on duder, you'll get poop particles all over your Switch!

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    Remember: the more time you spend on the toilet, the higher chances you get hemorrhoids.

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    @imhungry said:

    Woah hold on duder, you'll get poop particles all over your Switch!

    Wasn't this already covered on a past Bombcast. There are poop particles on everything anyway, so play away!

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    How long do you people spend on the toilet? Unless you live in Japan, you have no excuse.

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    #31  Edited By selbie

    Nintendo Switch: Embrace the miasma.

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    im excited to play it on couch, turlett, AND elsewhere. possibly... other turletts.

    it IS a portable system, despite jeff's insistence to the contrary. ;)

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    #33  Edited By ripelivejam
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    A lot of toilet shaming in this thread, I don't appreciate it

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    The only reason I'm getting a Switch at launch is because I'm pretty much only at my dorm between the hours of 9 PM and 7 AM (I go to school in Manhattan), so I rarely have the time to play a sit-down console/PC game.

    Being able to shit and quest is pretty compelling, as well.

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