I was thinking about this for awhile.  Notice that she has been kidnapped numerous amounts of time and does nothing to protect herself from Bowser?  Perhaps Bowser is not evil and just wants someone to accompany him.  Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from.  Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children.  They had to come from somewhere.

Of course

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence

I think it's a video game.

Fucking right she is a whore, biggest slut in a video game I have ever seen.

She is, and yet she refuses to put out for Mario. He goes through goddamn galaxies for her and all he gets is a kiss on the cheek.

yeah shes the biggest gutterslut this side of the mushroom kingdom

I always found her to be a big tease... The Princess is in another castle... please.

She's a princess. Peach is obliged to have relations with many people/creatures.

I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured...

I do not think we are supposed to try and comprehend how Bowser Jr. came into existence.

oh my god!!! a whore!?!? So what, if she's in a video game she can't just be there for plot design, she has some dark, alterior motive? And the fact that she's helpless is only a sign of the designers' incomprehension of women, prolonging the sexist attitudes that Women Must Be Saved, because they can't do it themseleves!!?!?!

Peach is not a whore, she's a pawn, stuck in a virtuality she cannot escape, neither by choice nor programming, and the fact that your puny little mind assumes she's a whore shows exactly how little you know about history, society, methaphors, and WOMEN.

I wish she was.

"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."

She's a tease.

she isn't a whore, but she has a fetish for kidnappings.

Yes and my source also tells me that Wario has crabs.

I guess... I mean always getting kidnapped and not doing ANYTHING?!

"clarke0 said:

"I think we all remember the "Mama Peach" line from Bowser Jr. in Sunshine. She really does seem a little to willing to be captured..."

I dont! enlighten me
"

Where do you think Paris Hilton got her inspiration from.

Glad to know I am not the only that has realized this.

"I think it's a video game."

Asexual reproduction.

No, she is not a whore.

She deserves a back hander is what she deserves.

Whores earn their money. Princess Peach is just a cunt.

She is like most women.

No doubt.

Don't talk that way about her she is an INNOCENT ANGEL
 
Close this thread and quit spreading FILTH about our beloved princess.
 
-Toad

Shes just a tease.

Of course.  
 

I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow.

No fucking doubt. 
 
She craves the cock.

" I'm shocked at these allegations. She's pure as snow. "

Is there really any doubt about it?

" Besides, where do you think Bowser Jr. comes from.  Hell, in Super Mario Bros. 3, he has seven children.  They had to come from somewhere. "

SNAFU gives a pretty decent explanation.

Forgive me for bumping this, but I agree with the majority (even though I didn't want to believe it at first). I thought she was a ho' sometimes, but now I know she's a straight up ho'.

Necromanced! 

That, or Peach has a serious case of Stockholme syndrome.