When I was a young boy, there were only three things I could do on my computer; play a shareware version of Hexen, a shareware version of Mortal Kombat III, and dick around in MS Paint. I sucked at it of course, but it taught me an important life lesson - MS Paint is the fucking shit!!! Eventually I grew up and was exposed to better image editing software, but there was always a soft spot in my heart for the little program that could. At some point I realized that using the right tool for the right job was what pussies did, so I cracked it open again and started using it wholsesale for shitty shoop afters shitty shoop. Some of you have already seen some of the (horrible) work that I've done, but I've decided that I needed to inflict it on more people. Recently, I've been doing a lot of Mass Effect 2 shoops, because that game swallowed a week of my life whole. 
 
So, without delaying any further, I present the fruits of my labor: