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This is not a knock against Jan, but "lost my poop" sounds weirdly specific compared to "lost my shit".

Shit having a meaning for a variety for things, I'd worry if someone asked me to "get my poop together", or told me their bag had all their poop in it.

This is every attempt at Kingdom Hearts i've ever made.

Thank you Jeff! Now I can go another year without installing DOTA!

WTF Ben, are you coming off the painkillers?

Technically it IS the UK, although just the tip. The Shetland Islands already have plenty of our own Norse place names, even our own Ireland :P

Dan, this had me in stitches. Your bewildered rage was exactly what I felt as I attempted the tutorial. I uninstalled before even getting to a match.

This game seems to be afraid that if it doesn't remind you every other second that it's obnoxious, you'll forget.