Please, Whoever Reads This, Don't Take This Seriously,
 
The other day, while I was walking towards my local video game store, some old guy was staring at me. It was very weird, he was very dirty and his beard was growing unevenly, quite patchy really. After a couple of seconds of our silent and uncomfortable encounter, I left . 
 
After reaching my destination, I shot the shit with the shop-keep. He shut up, but not after awkwardly trying to sell me software I had no interest in. I was left to contend with myself which game deserved my money. 
 
Then I saw it, it captured my attention, it made me want to learn more about it. what it was, or rather what it is, was an advertisement for Sin & Punishment: Star Successor. But before making the 50 dollar plus plunge, I decide to try the original Sin & Punishment. It cost 1,200 points (IE 12$), and I enjoyed my time with it.
 
A few days pass before I return to my game purveyor of choice to pre-order Sin & Punishment: Star Successor.
 
Now I wait, for the twenty-seventh of June, to play what appears to be a promising and challenging game.
 
GIANT SPACE CRAB FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!! I pull out my INFINITY +1 SWORD, I strike it's weak spot, an fell the wretched beast. I tear it's chest open and devour the blood from it's still beating heart. WHY: TO GAIN IT"S STRENGTH AND COURAGE!!!!!!!!! RAWR I"M COOL. Then that old guy with the patchy beard turns out to be a CAVE TROLL. It asks me a silly question: how can a cat be alive and dead at same time? I respond by slicing his head off. Feeling my lust for blood start to wane, I decide to go buy a smoothie and head back home. I make it back home, sit on the sofa and turn on the T.V. and take a nap.
 
THE END
 
 
 
 
 
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NAW AW THIS A NEVER ENDING STORY BTICH: I wake up.......