@Brad: Ah, if only my friends who play SC2 were competent. But at least they listen, I will give them that. @TwoLines: Honestly, I feel like no matter what the other team did or didn't have, Sick Bro and Hella Jeff STILL would have found a way to fuck it up. And at that point I honestly wanted to see them lose more than I wanted to win. @RGHamburger: I am only jealous in the sense that I wonder what it must feel like to be that blissfully ignorant. It must be nice to know that your only major dilemma in life will be whether to spend your 20 dollar bill on a 24 pack of natty or a quarter bag of weed. But yeah, it's especially funny given how I actually told them that shit was going to happen when they didn't send me back-up. Whatdya know. @Agent47CSim2: I've found that the COD players are 12-year-olds that spew off at the mouth constantly about their sKiLlZ, while the Halo players are more the college frat boys who play Halo 3 high all day. @SuicidalSnowman: I'm only playing up the rage and stereotypes to get a little entertainment out of my misery for the GB community. Still, you can watch the replay and understand that rage is not a wrong response to what I went through. Cheers.
@HandsomeDevil: honestly, I don't think he was a dick. I think everything that he did in that match boils down to sheer dumb-assery. I mean, just look at the cross-chat between him and his "bro". At one point he calls him Peach, wtf?
@Lemoncookie01: I have no clue. The idiot built up tons of ghosts, but never once did I see him use EMP to take down shields. He was just...he was just terrible.
I play 4v4 because I'm not very good and I can do things I'd hardly ever get to do in 1v1. Like mass stalkers! And I understand that losses happen in 4v4s because of bad team-mates. I accept that risk when I enter the match. But when you get two bumblefucks like I got, I'd like to see you take it with a straight face.
I can just see these two guys; they're sitting there smoking a bong, drinking their shitty-ass beer, and guffawing it up to Family Guy while they half-play SC2. And that infuriates me.
So I was in my second 4v4 placement match yesterday. Standard protoss play for a noob like myself, I was massing stalkers+blink. Our first team-mate gets gang-banged and things look bad, so I counter and take out one of their four. After throwing what seems to be an entire army of zealots at me, which I blink macro and destroy, I take the opportunity to strike at that same protoss player while he's down. Things are going well until his allies send in some marines and take out all but three of my stalkers; still, I survive and continue to beat on the protoss. Now at this point it's looking like a clear victory for us. The protoss is down, and that would put it as 3v2.
HOWEVER. My remaining two teammates are seriously the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever played with. I mean, I don't know how the fuck these guys got off the couch playing Halo and into this game. "Send some back-up, we can win!" I type. "lol sorry bro i'm goin for the achievement" is the reply. FUUUUUUUUUUU. Still I keep up the good fight. I'm trying so hard to wipe these guys out so I can get in a good placement, but my moron teammates just sit back and watch. Everytime I ask for help or try to direct them to assist, I get a bevy of lol's and bro's. I wanted to shove a can of natty light up both their asses.
Finally I run out of minerals at my main, and in my attempts to keep the pressure up, I haven't built a second base yet. "I need some minerals", I plead, since I'm doing all the goddamn work. "lol bro don't worry i got 6k". Still, I receive nothing. At this point half my army is dead, I have no money, and I'm forced to watch helplessly as all they do is build barracks after barracks. No marines, no marauders. Just barracks and more barracks. Finally the protoss player THAT SHOULD BE DEAD sends out a mass of carriers and wipes them off this earth. And I rage like I've never raged before.
Maybe you doubt the authenticity of this account. Maybe you think there's no way the halo crowd can be playing a game that begs for intelligence like SC2. Well don't worry, motherfuckers, I saved the replay for ya's! http://tinyurl.com/34cxuqf
If you're wondering, I'm Manthy. My two "bros" are the yellow and orange players.
@doublezeroduck: Do those places have an off-topic? Never been to either site so not certain, but yeah if you're getting chastised for posting anything on an "anything goes" sub-forum, that's pretty dumb.
@jukezypoo: Shouldn't we be saying the next Dark Knight now? Love both films but it seems to me the general consensus is that the Dark Knight is the best Nolan's done.
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