Dante's Inferno is its own circle of hell.
By BeautifulSpaceCowboy 1 Comments
For a reason I can not explain, I have wanted to play Dante's Inferno. I finally got around to it this weekend. Was it worth it? No. Not really. The action in this game is fine, but everything else is so "hardcore" that it is unbearable. My wife was watching me play while I was fighting Lust. She asked, "are those tounges in her nipples?" Sure is. Wife, "are those babies coming out her nipples?" Yes, and they have blade arms! Wife, "ah, you can't play this game in this house." Now, she was joking, but I agree. That game is a one trick pony that shows it's hand very early. There are other action games I could be spending my time on. Hrm, a pony playing poker, now that sounds good.