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Controls Bad. Doesn't Matter 0

Properly prepared Chu Chu Rocket is like heroin. You know it's bad for you but it feels so good.The recent Android version is playable in puzzle mode, aggravating in battle mode and has a complete port of audio from the Dreamcast original. Which is to say, when played in Japanese (like you're supposed to!) you'll be delighted with screams of CHU CHU FEVAH.So buy it for nostalgia. Buy it to rock out to the title song while leering at women on the train. Buy it for the puzzle mode. Don't bother wi...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Best Kairo Showing Since Game Dev Story 0

Every since the gushing reception of Game Dev Story, cellphone-centric game developer Kairosoft has been doling out their style of pixelated management sims on a fairly regular schedule.   While the motif of the games often change radically: From soccer to cruise ships; From mall management to space exploration. No theme is too mundane or grandiose to center a "story" around. Dungeon Village takes the player through the trappings of a burgeoning RPG village. Players who went through the paces of...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Great...except for the game part. 0

Alright, so I have a huge soft spot for anything that looks like a vintage Sega game. Tokyo Beatdown looks like equal parts Dynamite Cop and Diehard Arcade all mixed up and poured into the stage design from Yakuza. The dialog and characters are extremely clever. Halfway through I found myself wishing someone would spin it off into a tv series. Not just because the whole bat shit insane police department was fascinating, but because I'd much rather watch Tokyo Beatdown then have to play it.  Ulti...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Welcome To Cosmic Smash 0

 (This is a review I wrote in 2002, it's been unedited or updated.).Welcome to Cosmic Smash. Do you ever sit there and wonder what designers are thinking when they make a game? Do they know they're making a bad game? Does the game just become bad at the last minute and then they can see what bunk they made? Or do you think they just never know until people point out how bad it sucks. I know I have, but until I played Cosmic Smash...I never thought the reverse. Did Sega Rosso know they were makin...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.