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The Best Ten R Rated Games That Have Nothing To Do With Tits.

In no particular order, these masterpieces NEED to be on your gaming resume if you're a day over 18 and even remotely connected with the dark, manly, brutal places in your soul.

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  • This is the pinnacle of writing in the video game medium. A masterfully told tale of torment, pain and regret. The adventure of a fucking lifetime.

  • This is a man's game. It's about whiskey, cigarettes, regret and murder. It's about ruining your home for something intangible. It's the darkness in the heart of every man, given perfect form and shape. Minors need not apply.

  • Obviously, all three games as one story. There has never been a more engaging adventure game protagonist than Gabriel Knight and chances are, there will never be.

  • This is dark, literate rock n' roll at it's video gaming finest. An absolute must.

  • Emotionally engaging, masterfully told and respectful to the dark and brutal heart in every man, the Witcher saga is only just beginning and this is how we like it.

  • As close as you're going to get to being in Goodfellas. Cinematic flair par excellence.

  • Cigarettes, alcohol and the Dead. Do not call yourself a man until you can recite and FEEL every line in this gem.

  • Recently resurrected in spectacular fashion with Human Revolution, this may very well be one of the deepest, most well crafted video game franchises of all space and time.

  • Because Arcadia exists. I've been there. And if "Be With You" does not kill you, you have no heart.

  • For the soldier in us all, this is the epic that defined blockbuster gaming.

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There is plenty of tits in LA Noire. Bloody, dead tits.

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They're not the point though, they're incidental. A bad example of tits in gaming would be Dragon Age 2 and every other ready-for-hentai man-boy obscenity spawned in the past 5 years or so.

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Wait, there were tits in Dragon Age 2? Pretty sure that never happened.

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Borracho

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You mean all mah mods were FAKE? *faints*

I was referring to the context of giant robo-tits under flowing, unmoving robes and general terrible presentation.

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Also, side-boob in Mass Effect. Does that count?

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Side tits don't count, anywhere, ever. Not after 12, anyway.

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Interesting. It's not the way I'd make the list, and seeing it is really interesting. Good job.