Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.