• doctordonkey posted a message on the post Death Stranding Review.

    I think the strangest thing about this review that I think might colour Alex's dislike for this game is the aversion to vehicles. Once I got the Bike and Power Skeleton, I could take a ton of cargo, a...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Early game impressions?. on the Death Stranding board

    I'm 35 hours in on episode 5, I love this game. I did not expect the online to be as crucial as it is to the experience, but its responsible for a huge chunk of my enjoyment of this game. The sense of...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic The most important addition to Smash. on the General Discussion board

    I love how Cloud is slumming it in the streets of Midgar with 2 non-remixed songs, meanwhile Terry busts in with 50 goddamn bangers.

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Most Overlooked Game in GotY Discussions 2019. on the General Discussion board

    DMC5 and FE: Three Houses are the two best games to come out this year but will likely barely be mentioned.

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Trailer for the new Persona 5 game on Switch/PS4. on the Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers board

    This looks way more interesting than what I thought it would be. It being set 6 months after the end of P5 is also kinda a crazy move, but I wonder how weird that will be with P5R probably changing s...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic I haven't bought any new games all year. What are the essentials?. on the General Discussion board

    Fire Emblem: Three Houses - best FE has ever beenRE2 Remake & DMC5 - Capcom really nailed it this yearOuter Worlds - unless something goes horribly wrong, it looks incredible, especially if you lo...

  • doctordonkey posted a message on the post John Wick Hex.

    This looks like it needed to be about 200% faster and way less granular with the tactical options. Also, why the fuck is John not shooting them in the goddamn face once he has them on the ground? That...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Google promises that NEGATIVE LATENCY will help Stadia not feel laggy. on the General Discussion board

    I will move the stick before it thinks I even will, this should solve any latency issues. Just gotta think ahead of the game, man.

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Can anyone salve my buyer's remorse?. on the Control board

    I agree that Jeff and Ben were probably a bit too overzealous on their unabated excitement for the game. I love the game, but I don't really agree with the way they might have overhyped it to listene...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Blizzard Ruling on HK Interview - Worst thing a video game company has done?. on the Hearthstone board

    I think it's something we'll be seeing a lot more of in the coming year(s). Companies do a lot of grandstanding and soap boxing for human rights, but in the end it's all in service of pleasing the pub...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Worst song of the 80s. on the Off-Topic board

    @frytup: yo what the FUCK

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic Looking Back at WayForward. on the General Discussion board

    Every song in Neon is a banger and it plays really well, had a ton of fun with that game when it came out.Mango Tango Neon Jungle is unironically the greatest 80's song to ever come out after the 80's...

  • doctordonkey posted a message on the post Apple Arcade.

    These thumbnails have clearly [GONE SEXUAL]

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic This is my most dissapointing game of 2019. on the Borderlands 3 board

    The writing and dialogue are whatever, same as all the other Borderlands. The thing that really sticks out to me, and is what is going to carry this game through the myriad of DLC it will get in the ...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic The last (?) War Campaign cutscenes have dropped. on the World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth board

    Jeeeeeeesus I knew it was gonna be bad, didn't think it was gonna be THAT bad. I like how at the beginning of BfA they were like "Look, it's not gonna be Garrosh 2.0 don't worry", then by the end its...

  • doctordonkey posted a message on the post Episode 226.

    Jeff, don't you dare do that again. You're much too beloved to be pulling that shit you sick, sick bastard

  • doctordonkey posted a message on the post Episode 03.

    Unfortunately DK64 is so godawful that I'd rather watch them spin the wheel for the entire show than have to watch them actually play DK64. You can say what you want to about Mario Sunshine, it's not ...

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic What's The Worst Nintendo Console?. on the General Discussion board

    Wii U, no question. Shitty fuckin' console aside from a couple bangers. Terrible name, price, and marketing. Zero third party support. Outdated, unimpressive hardware for its time.The only use that W...

  • doctordonkey posted a message on the post Catherine: Full Body.

    This is the best game to edge in. I love edging.

  • doctordonkey posted a message in the forum topic On Being Ugly. on the Off-Topic board

    I don't follow the staff's twitter, is Abby always like that on there? I love her in all the GB east content, I hope she isn't secretly shitty, that would really bum me out.