I'm just going to say here, that just about every demo in Microsoft's press conference was full of the most sickening, fake attempts at "happyness" I have ever seen. Seriously? Look at that water? No. No, I will not.
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Now! About that list!
My brain refuses me to use that name. It is the Kinetic to me, and always will be.
Frighteningly awful. Maybe it's just still superbly alpha, but the disconnect and garbage animations did not imbue me with a sense of joy. Also, I hope this secretly records everything you do while playing and uploads it to youtube as the new "Star Wars Kid" video.
Come back when you're Konami Crazy Racers (Wai Wai Racers, if you're in the know), and use a controller of some sort. Or when you at least don't look like absolute garbage. (Don't forget to separate yourself from the pile of lies about being a revolution in kart racing).
For the record, I tried adding Kinect Joy Ride to the list twice, but I couldn't. So here's the terribly named, most half-heartedly conceived piece of garbage this side of Deca Sports.
I don't just hate Teaser Trailers, I hate Teaser Trailers that make me think that you are completely unoriginal and just trying to bore up a new God of War wannabe.
The 8 year old in me wants to play Nick Arcade. The 25 year old in me wants to set this game on fire for it's presentation alone on stage. I will not look at your damned water!
Oof, that was rough to watch Shigeru Miyamoto himself struggle with this demo. Fortunately, many write-ups assure me that he was experiencing legitimate technical difficulties, but damn. That was painful.
I love me some Nintendogs, and there's certainly some promise here, but dude. That whole on-stage performance with that kid felt weird. Not her performance, per se. In fact she was the most convincing of them, and it was impressive of her to be on stage by herself and do so well. But having an auditorium full of adult men watching this girl play with a fake tiger? I don't know. Just weird.
It isn't in my hands right now, and that's perhaps the worst thing on this list.
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