This is the Friday to end all Fridays:  BLACK FRIDAY.  A year ago today a Wal-Mart employee was trampled to death by overzealous shoppers simply because he had the misfortune of being the poor bastard charged with unlocking the automatic doors.  No charges were filed because no one could figure out who dealt him the death blow.  
 
Been checking CNN.COM all day and have not come across any fatalities, but I shall remain vigilant in my search for Black Friday chaos.