So, as I was walking out from school today, I reached into my backpack, to grab my Ipod, but to my dismay, it was not there. I went back to my locker. sure that I left it in my locker but no. I soon realized that my locker door was open earlier in the day(I thought that my books pushed it open as they sometimes do), and parts of my lunch went missing. So, someone broke into my locker, stole my lunch, and my Ipod. Fun. The Ipod was two years old, it was a black 2nd Generation Nano, so it wasn't like it was an Iphone or anything like that but still. Now the most fun, explaining this to my dad, anyone got any suggestions? Thanks a bunch guys.
-Dan

That sucks, the same thing happened to me when I was in school. They took my Gameboy color, games and a Darth Vader Pez dispenser (the bastards).

Tell your dad it's 200-muthafuckin-9 and you demand a new iPod.

Leave the Halloween theme playing in your room loudly and when he walks past say in a really deep voice "I need, a new ipod, NOW".


Trust me, works every time.

Ok first of all.. What kind of lunch did you bring?

Someone broke into my locker when I was in Jr. High and stole a very expensive graphic calculator. My mom made me sell my PS2 (it had just come out the year before) to buy a new one.

When I found out who did it, I followed them into the bathroom and beat the shit out of them. I didn't get in trouble either, as I'm kind of scrawny and effeminate and this dude was not only bigger than I was at the time but one of those stereotypical gangsta tough guys, and, as there were no witnesses, no one believed that I could actually kick this guy's ass.

Junior High was so awesome :D

Well, I would have notified the principal. Also, ask around and see if anyone saw someone going into your locker or using a black iPod nano during the day that didn't have it before. The person who stole it probably blabbed around about it. My girlfriend got her iPod stolen when she was in high school and it was after she just got it. So, I know how you are feeling. As for your dad, he will probably say, "Why did you even bring that to school?". I wouldn't tell him just yet until you can get some more information about it and try to get the bastard who took it.

"Someone broke into my locker when I was in Jr. High and stole a very expensive graphic calculator. My mom made me sell my PS2 (it had just come out the year before) to buy a new one.

When I found out who did it, I followed them into the bathroom and beat the shit out of them. I didn't get in trouble either, as I'm kind of scrawny and effeminate and this dude was not only bigger than I was at the time but one of those stereotypical gangsta tough guys, and, as there were no witnesses, no one believed that I could actually kick this guy's ass.

Junior High was so awesome :D"

Thanks for the advice and humor guys, it really brightened my spirit.
: )

Sorry to hear about that. I would just explain the situation. How pathetic that they had to steal your lunch as well. I hope they get what they deserve.

....In England, fights involves a kid getting stabbed with a knife."

Damn, that sucks. I hear so many stories like this at my school. This is why they are so strict about "No iPods" at mine.

"Someone broke into my locker when I was in Jr. High and stole a very expensive graphic calculator. My mom made me sell my PS2 (it had just come out the year before) to buy a new one.

When I found out who did it, I followed them into the bathroom and beat the shit out of them. I didn't get in trouble either, as I'm kind of scrawny and effeminate and this dude was not only bigger than I was at the time but one of those stereotypical gangsta tough guys, and, as there were no witnesses, no one believed that I could actually kick this guy's ass.

Junior High was so awesome :D"

"rexualhealing said:

"Someone broke into my locker when I was in Jr. High and stole a very expensive graphic calculator. My mom made me sell my PS2 (it had just come out the year before) to buy a new one.

When I found out who did it, I followed them into the bathroom and beat the shit out of them. I didn't get in trouble either, as I'm kind of scrawny and effeminate and this dude was not only bigger than I was at the time but one of those stereotypical gangsta tough guys, and, as there were no witnesses, no one believed that I could actually kick this guy's ass.

Junior High was so awesome :D"

Why the heck did you buy a graphing calculator for jr. high?  You can get by with one until Calc really, although Analysis typically wants one."

"rexualhealing said:

"Someone broke into my locker when I was in Jr. High and stole a very expensive graphic calculator. My mom made me sell my PS2 (it had just come out the year before) to buy a new one.

When I found out who did it, I followed them into the bathroom and beat the shit out of them. I didn't get in trouble either, as I'm kind of scrawny and effeminate and this dude was not only bigger than I was at the time but one of those stereotypical gangsta tough guys, and, as there were no witnesses, no one believed that I could actually kick this guy's ass.

Junior High was so awesome :D"

The difference between English and American teen fights.

In America, fights are fights, with fists and feet.

In England, fights involves a kid getting stabbed with a knife."

Apparently you don't know america

"

That same thing happened to me in pool class a few years back.  I rarely even bring my new one out of my room .

If your Dad is like mine you'll tell him and have a 120 GB  video ipod the next day.

That sucks man. I'm so sorry. I would say to your dad that this is God's way of saying you need an iPod Touch. lol Tell me how that works out.

"Why the heck did you buy a graphing calculator for jr. high?  You can get by with one until Calc really, although Analysis typically wants one."

PROTIP: Don't leave iPod in locker.
And if your parents are anything like my parents, or the majority of my friends parents, you will not be receiving a brand new iPod lol.

We have lockers in my school, but nobody uses them because it is generally easier to put your things into your bag, plus they charge you for it.
Charging us for locker use, wtf is up with that?

chances are you left it open by complete accident and of course if some kid saw it open he was going to reach into it to see what was in there. i know it aint right but, i mean fuck thats how people are. 

SOMEONE STOLE YOUR LUNCH?!  Dood, that's when it's ass-kicking time.  Fuck the iPod, that's a whatever situation.  You were denied tastiness, and tastiness is worth killing a man over.  For reals.

 anyone got any suggestions? 

My high school was 32 acres large and had 18 buildings. Lockers were useless there.

Not like I ever liked them anyway, really. They were pretty useless except for notes, also, kids sold drugs out of them and that was about it.

"Here in San Francisco our PD is notorious for the No Can Do attitude and had one of the lowest  % solved murders in major US cities for a while.  The overall murder rate was LOW for a while so the numbers got glossed over.  I once had an apartment robbed and the SFPD showed up and told me to my face there was "nothing we can do"...

But you're the police, I was robbed, grand larceny, don't you guys investigate crimes?  "Nothing we can do" -SFPD... unless you got a burrito and the son of the chief is off duty and wants it.  THEN they can do something like assault and theft, or make racist parody videos.  But solve a crime?  Forget about it."

"Ok first of all.. What kind of lunch did you bring?"

"SOMEONE STOLE YOUR LUNCH?!  Dood, that's when it's ass-kicking time.  Fuck the iPod, that's a whatever situation.  You were denied tastiness, and tastiness is worth killing a man over.  For reals."

Is it kosher to make an "an hero" joke at all in this thread? I've been wondering that since it started.

Wow dude that sucks. My highschool was really bad about that kind of stuff, if you even forgot to lock your gym locker you'd get your clothes stolen, my friend even got her shoes stolen once hah. Don't even bother waiting to see if it shows up, I doubt you'll find out who took it. Just tell your dad what happened I'm sure he won't be that mad.

"Sorry to hear about that. I would just explain the situation. How pathetic that they had to steal your lunch as well. I hope they get what they deserve.

Gizmo said:

In America, fights are fights, with fists and feet.

In England, fights involves a kid getting stabbed with a knife."

I instantly thought of Scotland.

"

 
for some strange reason i thought of this song

 

That sucks. I hope the sandwich had a good home after it was stolen. Just tell your dad that you will make your own ham sandwich next time, and be sure NOT to include the sex offender option listed on the GB chart. Instead, go far the hard drive. It will replace your iPod anyway.

meh, it's high school. shit like this happens. i'm seriously shocked that my iPod hasn't been stolen yet because i leave it in the dumbest places, often by accident. sucks anyway though, dude.

meh, it's high school. shit like this happens. i'm seriously shocked that my iPod hasn't been stolen yet because i leave it in the dumbest places, often by accident. sucks anyway though, dude.

"meh, it's high school. shit like this happens. i'm seriously shocked that my iPod hasn't been stolen yet because i leave it in the dumbest places, often by accident. sucks anyway though, dude."

That sucks,someone stole my ipod in Grade 9.

Answer: Shoot up your school

WHAT THE FUCK!! I NEED MY DORITOS!!!

Nasty, I am glad we do not have lockers where we live, we just carry our bags everywhere...

Erm...just don't ever say it went missing?

"That sucks, the same thing happened to me when I was in school. They took my Gameboy color, games and a Darth Vader Pez dispenser (the bastards).

Tell your dad it's 200-muthafuckin-9 and you demand a new iPod."

That does suck,the worst that happend to me was I got a "kick me" sign pinned to my back once >_>
Hire a detective to hunt down whoever stole your shit from you lol.

This is how karma bites you in the ass for playing so much Prince of Persia.

Did he have a mechanical arm?
You find this man. You find this man!

Did you like what I did there? The Fugitive. Totally see it if you haven't. Anyway, find this man, and beat him with his mechanical arm until he gives you back your iPod.