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I'm sure someone's brought this up already, but if you were to be thrown into a volcano you'd probably die from the fall as lava is thick and not too far off from falling on concrete (obviously depending on the height you're falling from) also you'd light on fire from the extreme heat as you were falling so it'd be pretty shitty all around. if you were tossed into lava from a low height, the head would fry your brain pretty quick.

Weird little peak behind the curtain at the beginning there haha

Alex please please please for the love of god try not to be such a wet blanket, you turn a mildly unpleasant gameplay loop into a painfully awkward one. Cheer up budd

I can't get over how perfect of a fit Abby is for the site. You'd think she's been here since the beginning with how well she fits in and handles hosting and running things to boot

Fuck I hope this happens more often with the Polygon guys swinging by

I LIKE POSITIVE ALEX!!

Please god Alex stop complaining

I can't rationally fathom why they (specifically Alex) are having SO MANY problems playing this game. it's really, truly not difficult to play.

For the love of god Alex, you NEED to lighten up. We get it, that your thing is to be a negative nancy but 99% of the time it just serves to kill the mood. Cheer up MAN :D

Man Abby's a great addition to the site. So enthusiastic