Many people state that biologically enhanced produce can be our friends...If so,...Then why is this fucking tomato staring at me?...
Hard candy is only for robots that properly utilize mechanical rat suits on Thursdays.Many thespians prefer pancakse over pancrase and like to shower on Wedesday(or the more appropriate title: "hump day"). Clarisse slowly extinguished the cigarette and initiated the use of her voice box, while sipping a light chardonnay.Egyptians fill socks(and other random garments) with rice pudding.I like bubble baths and sponge cake. Quite the dynamic duo and mid-summer delight! (ignore fragment usage)(meant to induce verbal humor)96.87% of people who use marijuana adore sock puppets. The color maroon should never have been created.Immigrants prefer skim milk...But nice try!...I like ellipses...incorrect spelling...ellipsis...YAY!Death via fire is only appropriate for one human being...(You know who you are Regis Philbin! :))Many people say that " "(Insert quote about gelatin, or the effects of escalating undead hegemony on geopolitical power dynamics in the post-war era.)Showers cleanse our bodies of daily impurities, but people with mean faces always stay dirty.Snoop dogg is a registered mormon.Macho Man is legally enabled to rape any life form. (It's his compensation for allowing everybody the incredulous right of snapping into a slimjim)
You guys should run a contest for "tha streetz"! Whoever can submit the sickest 16 bar flow,(via youtube) claims the right to run rampant in the uncharted 2 multiplayer beta.Rule:The rap has to be about sponge cake and bubble baths.
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