Omegle is the greatest thing ever created
By jorbear 44 Comments
Stranger: m u?
You: Hi
You: lol
You: m
Stranger: :D
You: Whats it like to fap?
Stranger: wer r u from?
You: I asked a question.
Stranger: ?
You: Whats it like to masturbate?
You: I've been thinking about starting, but my mom says its a sin.
Stranger: yeah ur mom is right
Stranger: ur age?
You: Thats not important right now.
You: Just answer my orig question.
Stranger: oky go and fck ur mom mother fcker
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Stranger: Hi
You: asl
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Stranger: hi
You: Whats it like to have sex?
Stranger: its amazing
You: Why?
Stranger: it feels so fantastic
You: I've never heard of it before yesterday.
You: Im curious.
Stranger: and its better when its with the one you love
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Thats not important. Tell me whats it like to give a woman your seed.
Stranger: i wouldnt know. im a girl
You: Oh...
You: Whats it like to receive said seed?
Stranger: again, wouldnt know. im a lesbian
Stranger: :)
You: Whats that like?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: You know when I said, " I've never heard of it before yesterday."
You: I was kidding.
You: TEEHEE
Stranger: i figured
You: I totally got you there right?
You: I made a funny.
Stranger: not really...
You: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE MY HUMOR???
You: TITS OR GTFO.