By Kamui97 1 Comments
For my personal reference, but pokepuns are for everyone. Most of these have been around but id like a big list of em (perhaps to use in the future)
1. Why? Wynaut?
2. Im not gonna raichu a love song, because you Ash'd Furret,because you nidoran
3. The boys arbok in town.
4. I want to go to the Zubat I can't
5. I wanna rhydon a mudbray
6. Id love to go to Paras?
7. Are you koffing? Yes I'm weezing
8. Kakuna Rattata, it means no worry.
9. Just mankeying around.
10. Stop throwing a tyrantrum!
11. Weedle make you high.
12. See you later, feraligatr! In a while, krookodile
13. These pokepuns are absol-utely awful, but I bet you did have a shuckle
14. that was Onix-pected.
15. A little oddish, even.
16. Can I borrow your scizors?
17. Please cubchew with your meowth closed
18. And make sure to cubchew before you swellow
19. You wanna go to the north pole to play some articuno?
20. Did you slakoth at work today?
21. Make sure to preorder your fallout special edition so you can get your piplup
22. I can't bayleef anyone prefers their toast butterfree
24. Mew-sic, A-mew-sing
25. Let me take azelf-ie first
26. Are you an Until Donphan?
27. do you guy-swanna see the new pokemon movie?
28. There's no shaymin finishing second place
29. I'm very heracross with you right now
30. Can i axew you to check out my pokepuns?
31. Natu shabby, eh?
32. How would you like to pay today? I'll pay whiscash!
33. Spheal with it.
34. Drinks aron me.
35. GSP is machamp
36.I'm seaking new pokepuns, but most of them are too farfetch'd, i relicanth accept them
37. I need to sharpen my knife, ive got a really doublade
38. There are too many pokepuns to remember, gotta make sure i rotom down so i will re-emboar them later.
39. Ex-Egg-Cute-able :belair:
40. It's real litten here.
41. Audino if i can think of any more pokemons.
42. Ekan see if you're starting to get tired of these
43. Do you like machoke-r?
44. Someone broke my window sandslash-ed my tires
45. Ryu said "It's 420. Lets blaziken"
46. I love tactical espeon-age action
47. How fresh is splatoon, on a scale from tentacool
48. You're not wearing abra? Don't worry, I won't pikachu.
49. These puns are starting to run a-muk
50. Had to run to a shellder. The mudkip getting on my shoes
51. Do you enjoy Diancie-ing? I'm gastly at it.
52. Really looking forward to the new Banette-a game
53. You got pizza? I want some pi-xatu!
54. Thats one lileep for man, one large step for mantine-d
55. What a real hoothoot!
56. whats Happiny-ng right now?
57. Been real busy with work right now. But i think azurill-y would help me take my mind off things
58. You're a pig whether you're mam-o-swine!
59. Make sure to not get that beartic-ed off! It'll pichu, and leave you noctowl-t! Be-Wear that bear!
60. She didn't make the cut? That snubb-ull really haunter
61. Im writing a play. It's gonna staryu and starmie. you're gonna be a tyrunt, and i magby playing you're archen-emy.
62. Egypt is famous for shinx am-pharos
63. I care for a hot dog but a bergmite be nice.
64. I cant believe Tony Parker isn't e-spurr anymore!
65. I think i fraxure-d my cubone.
67. Th-emolga-t in your house huh?
You want Pokemon puns? Alright, you ashed Furret. Prepare to be a-Mew-sed, my puns will Absol-utely make you Shuckle. I'm gonna Raichu every single Pokepun I can think of. Cos Wynaut? But, come to think of it, Audino if I can Zubat... That's gonna be a lot of puns. Yea, I give up, I Relicanth do it.
(Work in progress)