• larmer posted a message on the post GrubbSnax Ep. 12: KOTOR Remake, Making Stocks Drop, and Bidets.

    bidet makes your butt crack wet. Toilet paper wiping has downsides but lets not act like showering your butt and then pulling your pants up is a perfect solution.

  • larmer posted a message on the post Deathloop.

    this broke me.

  • larmer posted a message on the post UPF 09/10/21.

    That is not a taco battle pass. That is a taco subscription. You're not being rewarded for buying more tacos.If this is a battle pass then so is my Giant Bomb premium membership.A Taco Bell battle pas...

  • larmer posted a message on the post Bak 2 Skool 05: How's This Work?.

    I wish Dan was shown how processed cheese is made.

  • larmer posted a message on the post The Very Online Show 06: Food Crimes.

    I watch Nikocado commit food crime every day.

  • larmer posted a message on the post The Very Online Show 05: Breaking Brendan Fraser.

    He actually does a lot of screaming in Doom Patrol, and watching that now is going to make me flinch a bit knowing he had to get vocal cord surgery...

  • larmer posted a message on the post Danny Bought Jeff's NBA Jam Machine.

    How did Jeff never put that facial soundbyte into his soundboard?

  • larmer posted a message on the post GrubbSnax Ep. 09: Halo Infinite, Opening Night Live, and Winter.

    The amount of time dedicated to explaining when Winter starts is really... something.

  • larmer posted a message on the post Gamescom Opening Night Live.

    Apparently Morpheus Chip is a real thing btw. It's a computer processor architecture developed at the University of Michigan 2 years ago that seems to be unhackable.

  • larmer posted a message on the post Gamescom Opening Night Live.

    That lady really put absolutely zero effort into selling me on Saints Row. Geoff gives her a fairly broad question about gangs rivals and action in the city and her response is "the gangs are dangerou...

  • larmer posted a message on the post 700: Toilet Crime.

    for Twelve Minutes, is Jan under the impression that SPOILER

  • larmer posted a message on the post Twelve Minutes.

    The year is 2041. On the 20th anniversary of Twelve Minutes' launch, a gamer finally discovers that you don't need to hurt your wife to complete the game. Yet there remains a hard fought argument over...

  • larmer posted a message on the post VoidBurger's Hot Takeouts: The Mario Bros. Movie Should Be Canon.

    Next you'll be telling me Nickelback is good, right?

  • larmer posted a message on the post Garage Talk 9.

    I live in an apartment and our dumpsters aren't locked up or anything. We have people bring truckloads of trash to dump even though they're not supposed to.

  • larmer posted a message on the post Bakalar unboxes The Mandalorian pinball machine.

    I'm not sure how a person would do this alone.

  • larmer posted a message on the post Bak 2 Skool 01: Electricity.

    Related to this topic, you should teach Dan how a magnet works. It all concerns the parts of electricity he's most bewildered with.

  • larmer posted a message on the post We Saw That Steam Deck.

    Rorie’s thumb nails…