Regarding the "I'll totally let somebody shoot me for money" topic.
Dan I think you're mixing up doctors who'll "immediately fix you up and make sure you don't die/bleed out" thing with wizards. And wizards aren't real. Doctors are not wizards.
Dan's unending exasperated sighs from getting owned by sneaky boys in masks after refusing to learn the mechanics of the game is surely a highlight.
I don't want to add to the endless pile of criticism, but what Alex said during the boss fight is something you should take on board. The game isn't just going to give it to you. Wanting to use heat and endlessly hammering the triangle button without considering your heat meter, which you should look at, will not get you anywhere.
It's fine to not like how the game plays, but that critique is somewhat null when you ignore the mechanics and mash, or misremember and don't check for some reason. You can get away with it on fodder enemies for the most part, but when unique enemies show up you'll get your ass handed to you and that's when you start getting audibly angry at the game.
Playing dumb is fine, but if you can't deal with the consequences of playing dumb you may need to change something in your playstyle.
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