Starting May 21st my girlfriend is going to be in Italy for 2 weeks (helping out with a psych study). So I figured since the semester is over, and I only work part-time, I would play some vidya games. Th only question is what I should play. Right now these are the games that I need to beat(All games are for the 360):

Where are the ladies at ?!

You need to beat Red Dead Redemption. Then Darksiders if time permits. This is non-negotiable.  

RDR, Dance Central for breaks since you're not going to play that exclusively all the way through, then Fable 2, Bioshock 2

Fable 2 is pretty short, I'd recommend finishing that off.

how much is mass effect 2 for the 360?  im pretty sure it should be cheap by now

RDR would probably be the most fun. I vote for that!

how much is mass effect 2 for the 360?  im pretty sure it should be cheap by now

I played through most of Red Dead in the last month and I can't recommend it enough.

I totally want to get back into RDR, other games got in the way and it just seems like such a taunting task to get back into that world. 

RDR, then Darksiders. Anything after that is whatever.

Everyone before me and everyone after me will tell you to finish RDR. Stop reading this and get on it.

play red dead obviously then knock out fable 2 depending how much you have left in that try to get in a little nba jam even if your feeling up to it

You will be experiencing a profound lack of ladies. You should play a Dead or Alive game.

Hmm...Red Dead Redemption (with the Undead Nightmare DLC) is a must...I would also recommend Mass Effect 2 (I beat it on the PS3 and loved every second of it, from the gameplay down to the interesting DLC content that adds to an already excellent game).

After that, play whatever you feel like. Have fun!

oh yeah there might be a point where you may want to put down RDR but just keep trucking for the ending!

Hook up with a hooker

Red Dead all the way!

red dead.

the fap game.

red dead, fable 2 and 3, in that order.

I don't know what you'll be playing but I've got a feeling your girl will be playing the "hide the Italian sausage game."
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Sorry, I couldn't help it...

Play Red Dead

Red Dead, my game of this generation

Brotherhood, or Fable 2.

I would think something hentai themed would be appropriate what with your girlfriend being away and all.  

Are there any short campaigns (10 hours or less) that I might have missed out on. I have all the Halos and MWs, can't think of any games that I would want to be buy besides Dead Space 2, but that probably isn't affordable.

Hook up with a hooker

Spank the monkey. Choke the chicken. Pinch the one-eyed snake. Beat the bishop. Do the five knuckle shuffle. Flick the sausage. Whittle the woodblock. 

What on earth is Kinect Adventures doing on this list, if anything it should be a game to play when the girlfriend is actully here. Red Dead Redemption gets my vote though, hell of a time sinker, NBA Jam's great too.

Darksiders, then RDR. Order doesn't really matter, I just think that would work better given the length.

Serious answer:  RDR

Joke answer: With yourself.

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Her sister.
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