In honor of my beloved blog post (R.I.P.) in which posed the age-old question, "Who would you trust, a spaceship or a chicken sandwich?" I figured that I'd give all you folks out there in Giant Bomb land a chance to MAKE my next blog post! I figure if I have to make a post topical even in an off-topic forum, then the blog itself might as well "be all that it can be." Throw me some dumb (smart) ideas! If you've ever wanted to put words in my mouth, now's your chance!

P.S. In honor of my thread that was deleted, I give you: other random and stupid blog posts that WEREN'T DELETED, by me of course:

Breaking News at 11 -- A gripping love story.
Chocolate Milk -- It's no ordinary milk!
Top 10 Reasons I Play Waffles -- I laughed, I cried!
"Go home and be a family man!" -- Exactly what it says.