Lowlander

Bats and bras.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html

When I was living in Chesapeake VA during the beginning of a hurricane there was a similar deal with a snapping turtle. I tried to go out and save it, but I wussed out, and then my little sister who was staying with me at the time just picked that bad boy up without hesitation and hauled him to the lawn nearby. That girl has no fear!

Freddy Vs. Jason on Ice was really good.

Newsflash: Dan is actually intelligent.

Raw dogging an abscess was not one of the things I expected to hear today.

I think Dan is onto something about removing all the magma. Plus since you're removing mass from the earth, that means gravity goes down which means we all weigh less. It's like a diet for everyone.

Matt being a bit of a negative Mancy here. It seems funny enough. The pacing is a bit slow, the writing isn't terrible though.

Make a documentary about the documentaries in AOE4. You know this is the way.

Is nobody going to mention that there's what appears to be a Gibson guitar just lying against an amp. That thing is begging to have it's headstock snapped right off. Must be an Epiphone.

Stoats live in moats and eat goats.