• MissAshley posted a message on the post Paper Mario: The Origami King.

    I finished the game a couple of days ago. I enjoyed it overall, but my feelings about the combat system degenerated over time despite my initial optimism. Conceptually, in both theming and design, I ...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Cyberpunk 2077 - Night City Wire Livestream.

    Vinny and Brad look like a head coach and assistant coach, respectively. I guess that makes Jeff either the bus driver or the refreshment stand vendor.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated.

    The nostalgia for this game doesn't surprise me, but I'm still fascinated by how suddenly everybody started talking about it recently. I never heard a peep about it until a few years ago, then it was ...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Firmware Updates For Your Focaccia With Ben and Jeff.

    Well, it's nice to know our nightmare world is continuing apace. I guess it could be worse:Your washer could emulate human emotions.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Pokémon Sword and Shield: Isle of Armor DLC.

    @tropesage: Avery is nearly identical, right down to scene framing. He just trades Klara's occasional cutesy bits for haughty posturing. His floating Poké Balls with telekinesis is kinda neat, though.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Mario Madness: Ben vs Dan.

    Oh my goodness, Gizmo is so cuuuuuute! :3

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post The Big PlayStation 5 Reveal.

    It was alright. I sat out the PS4, so if the backwards compatibility stuff is solid, I may grab a PS5 in a couple of years. Maybe. I don't know. . .I've been super Nintendo focused for a while now, an...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Octodad: Dadliest Catch.

    Oh my goodness, this is too cute!

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Abby's Five Star Island Tour!!.

    So much stuff! I don't see myself ever getting to 5-star. I'm trying to strike a balance between civilization and wilderness, so I'll likely never have enough stuff out.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post 04/07/2020.

    Pregobo.. . .That is all.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post The Jeff Gerstmann Home Game: That Stupid Special Mario Game Part 2.

    Hell yeah! Somebody's gotta learn that bee for goofing up Mario.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Bubble Bobble (02/28/2020).

    I went through a few decades of my life without realizing that 1) you only had to hold jump to bounce on bubbles and 2) the spikes on Bub and Bob can pop them.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Jeff Gerstmann's Pro BMX XXX.

    So, I heard you guys knew the way to Boob City. Can you give me a lift?

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Mega Man Zero/ZX Legacy Collection.

    I thought Zero was super cool for a while, but when these games first came out I was annoyed. I was already irked enough by the classic series being left behind in favor of X, Legends, and Battle Netw...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Shovel Knight: EXCEED Card Fighter.

    Yooo, I didn't know there was a dedicated Shovel Knight set for this! I wound up buying the Shovel Knight deck the last time you looked at the EXCEED system. I still haven't opened it, but I don't car...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Gettin' Special w/Jeff Gerstmann.

    The Super Mario Bros. Special title screen always looks sticky to me. Sticky like honey, which I guess makes sense, what with all the Hudson bees and all.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Ring Fit Adventure.

    I just started this a few days ago, and damn, I didn't realize how out of shape I am. I don't remember what my difficulty is set at, but I know I have much, much fewer reps than this, and it's still ...

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post 11/08/2019.

    Wait wait wait. So Cool Spot has bad level design, but the Genesis version of Aladdin is superior to the SNES version? Sure, dude.

  • MissAshley posted a message on the post Temtem.

    How can anyone like a game with animations like this? The Pokémon Temtem don't even touch each other! /sThis might be fun. Compared to Pokémon, the quality of life adjustments look nice, and the stami...