So I was browsing through the off-topic board and I saw a topic full of spam. But no, what was special was the thing next to the topic. I saw this little icon:

Gentlemen, I have witnessed my first locked thread. The mod in particular was BoG, and he said something like "I'm sorry, but we don't need this." Pretty epic. There was also a topic on porn, in which he responded "If it is pornographic, I'll delete it." Perhaps the mods can finally bring the forums to order now.