I was deeply inspired to make a comic after watching that last segment on the most recent Unprofessional Fridays (February 12, 2016). I was a big fan of this "New Dan" direction, what with him venturing into the scary worlds of mayo and amiibo figurines, but it was just another long con. Wah wah, indeed.

Best of luck, @unastrike, going forward. I heard the terrible twos are the worst.

- Paul