• Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    AEW is coming up with a TV-title. Yawn. Hopefully they come up with some interesting stipulations for the title, like the NWA one about getting a world title shot with enough defenses.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    Loading Video...What a great hype video from WWE.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @marc: Same. This is a really bad fit. It would've been perfect on Impact and a great segment, but in AEW it's just garbage.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    Also, Suge D and Ego had really good showings on Dark. Hopefully they both get hired. Suge D is one of the best promos in the business and Ego is still just as good as he was a decade ago when people...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    prowling the streets in search of neighborhood grandmas to burn in sacrifice to our lord and savior The Market. may the aroma of their charred lungs please Him and may He bless us with a torrential do...

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    @halfpastwhenever: Not only that, I feel like they should do more of vignettes like that. PAC's ones have been tremendous, same for Darby Allin's, and the Butcher and the Blade one really sold the tea...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic What's your favourite promo of all time?. on the Wrestling board

    @milkman: Nothing beats Kingston's promos. But this promo has always been my favourite of his. That mid 00's was a crazy time when every CHIKARA DVD would feature a total fire promo from Eddie.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    Number one thought after Dynamite: Fans chanting Tarzan Boy at Jungle Boy needs to become a thing. It was fucking hilarious that the faces were doing it FOR ALMOST THE WHOLE MATCH.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    Just think, if Lucha Underground still existed, they would have no issues just continuing as planned.Also, if Tony Khan has any smarts at all, he's on the phone with Joey Janela right now about produ...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic Can you dry your hands with a single sheet of bathroom paper-towel?. on the Off-Topic board

    One is enough. You're supposed to first vigorously shake your hands (around twenty times), people!

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    I just realized the best possible candidate for the Exalted One: Brandon Cutler. Think about it, it would all make sense and work so well. No, I'm not going to elaborate SPOILER : To me Nick getting...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    So WWE forced WXW to stop booking David Starr. What a garbage company.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @mtfikhan: Gonna assume that this confirms it's not Matt.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic Jake "The Snake" Roberts on AEW. on the Wrestling board

    @shiftygism: I'm really getting tired of you coming into threads and being aggressive at people. It feels like every week a wrestling thread turns into a toxic flamefest that you're at the center of.W...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @stephen_von_cloud: They really do need a singles ace for their group. Uno and Stupe are great as a tag-team and have got that, but every stable also needs somebody who can be a credible singles wrest...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @stephen_von_cloud: They've also given teases for both Lee Harper and Raven. Which is why I think they're all red herrings. The big problem is that Matt Hardy can't really cut other than comedy promos...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @stephen_von_cloud: I hope Hardy is not the Exalted One. Heck, I hope Hardy doesn't come to AEW because that's a really bad fit for both sides, and even worse fit for the Dark Order.I agree on the Tri...

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic Jake "The Snake" Roberts on AEW. on the Wrestling board

    I hope it's not Harper, but Lance Archer. Harper's good on the mic himself and doesn't need Jake, whereas Archer has charisma but really does need someone to talk for him.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @dizzyhippos: Hopefully it really do be like that. He'd be the perfect choice for the leader and he'd be a great contender for the heavyweight title.

  • Retris posted a message in the forum topic The Wrestling Discussion Thread. on the Wrestling board

    @dazzhardy: Real talk, I'm incredibly sad that each of the most popular iteration of the Colony have scattered to the winds. They worked so incredibly well as a trio, although each one of them are gre...