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Humoring Gordon Freeman

Years back, I played through Half Life. Then I played Half Life 2 and early on, when I got to the point where Barney joked about Gordon Freeman putting his M.I.T. degree to good use by flipping a switch, it got me thinking.
 
What if Gordon Freeman is mentally retarded? Or perhaps just really slow. Brain injury? At no point in any of the games is there anything that is done that would demonstrate some sort of advanced degree or special training. In the first game he pushed a box on a track. The argument for him being specially trained is that it's a dangerous experiment and he would know when to insert the material for the experiment to work, but really.....they pretty much just stuck him in a hazard suit and had him go push a box.
 
There are a number of instances where people either congratulate him on a really well done job when it doesn't really seem like he did anything that involved using his head, and in most cases when anything needs to be done on a computer or anything complex needs to be done, either Alyx or Kleiner or even one of the Vortigaunts does it for him.
 
Where is the office of the genius theoretical physicist at Black Mesa? Why is this genius reduced to an errand boy at the facility? Why is Alyx the one to always open doors for him?
 
Every time I replay any of the Half Life games I have this perspective now where all the scientists are in on it. They all like Gordon, so they make him feel good about himself by praising him for the mundane tasks he completes. In his mind he's a brilliant scientist, beating on computers with his crowbar. When he leaves, other people just shake their heads and sigh, saying 'poor guy. he's so nice and willing to help. shame about the head trauma.'

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Years back, I played through Half Life. Then I played Half Life 2 and early on, when I got to the point where Barney joked about Gordon Freeman putting his M.I.T. degree to good use by flipping a switch, it got me thinking.
 
What if Gordon Freeman is mentally retarded? Or perhaps just really slow. Brain injury? At no point in any of the games is there anything that is done that would demonstrate some sort of advanced degree or special training. In the first game he pushed a box on a track. The argument for him being specially trained is that it's a dangerous experiment and he would know when to insert the material for the experiment to work, but really.....they pretty much just stuck him in a hazard suit and had him go push a box.
 
There are a number of instances where people either congratulate him on a really well done job when it doesn't really seem like he did anything that involved using his head, and in most cases when anything needs to be done on a computer or anything complex needs to be done, either Alyx or Kleiner or even one of the Vortigaunts does it for him.
 
Where is the office of the genius theoretical physicist at Black Mesa? Why is this genius reduced to an errand boy at the facility? Why is Alyx the one to always open doors for him?
 
Every time I replay any of the Half Life games I have this perspective now where all the scientists are in on it. They all like Gordon, so they make him feel good about himself by praising him for the mundane tasks he completes. In his mind he's a brilliant scientist, beating on computers with his crowbar. When he leaves, other people just shake their heads and sigh, saying 'poor guy. he's so nice and willing to help. shame about the head trauma.'

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@Silverbrand said:

" Years back, I played through Half Life. Then I played Half Life 2 and early on, when I got to the point where Barney joked about Gordon Freeman putting his M.I.T. degree to good use by flipping a switch, it got me thinking.  What if Gordon Freeman is mentally retarded? Or perhaps just really slow. Brain injury? At no point in any of the games is there anything that is done that would demonstrate some sort of advanced degree or special training. In the first game he pushed a box on a track. The argument for him being specially trained is that it's a dangerous experiment and he would know when to insert the material for the experiment to work, but really.....they pretty much just stuck him in a hazard suit and had him go push a box.  There are a number of instances where people either congratulate him on a really well done job when it doesn't really seem like he did anything that involved using his head, and in most cases when anything needs to be done on a computer or anything complex needs to be done, either Alyx or Kleiner or even one of the Vortigaunts does it for him.  Where is the office of the genius theoretical physicist at Black Mesa? Why is this genius reduced to an errand boy at the facility? Why is Alyx the one to always open doors for him?  Every time I replay any of the Half Life games I have this perspective now where all the scientists are in on it. They all like Gordon, so they make him feel good about himself by praising him for the mundane tasks he completes. In his mind he's a brilliant scientist, beating on computers with his crowbar. When he leaves, other people just shake their heads and sigh, saying 'poor guy. he's so nice and willing to help. shame about the head trauma.' "

I never knew a retard could survive impossible odds by himself most of the time, or even man an RPG against more than five fucking Strides.
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You know, I've never thought of it this way. 
 
Truth be told, it makes perfect sense.

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@Tru3_Blu3 said:
"I never knew a retard could survive impossible odds by himself most of the time, or even man an RPG against more than five fucking Strides. "
 
Never denied that the one free man was good at what he does, I just think that maybe he isn't the genius that he is purported to be.
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It's not head trama, imo he's just a mute. Head trama wouldn't do that to you, you have to be born with it. If I was to dianose something, maybe it's high functioning autism. Maybe since he didn't talk, maybe they are trying to reward your behavior of the gamer with compliments to easy task. It's more like helping you navigate through the game and stuff better. Metal retardation wouldn't be good with task like combat skills.  
 
I think you have to be ADD to think like that or to have thoughs like that, talking to the op, your overthinking it.

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It also makes sense in that they always send him in to do the dangerous stuff, as in "Let the retard die" kind of attitude.

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@HitmanAgent47 said:
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It's not head trama, imo he's just a mute. Head trama wouldn't do that to you, you have to be born with it. If I was to dianose something, maybe it's high functioning autism. Maybe since he didn't talk, maybe they are trying to reward your behavior of the gamer with compliments to easy task. It's more like helping you navigate through the game and stuff better. Metal retardation wouldn't be good with task like combat skills.

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Good point. I wasn't really trying to go 'ha ha, retarded people' or anything like that. I mostly was just trying to get across that after that one scene I went back and played through more of it and with that in mind, it really makes all the people at Black Mesa seem like jerks.
 
Seriously, try going through Half Life 1 with the idea that he's not really a genius, just some guy that the scientists are humoring. Changes the perspective you have when you play it.
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@KingWilly said:
" You know, I've never thought of it this way.  Truth be told, it makes perfect sense. "
Agreed.... i had a good laugh, too! The OP is fucking hilarious
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@HitmanAgent47 said:
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It's not head trama, imo he's just a mute. Head trama wouldn't do that to you, you have to be born with it. 

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Not true, there are recorded cases with head traumas leading to brain damge to the areas of the brain which control speech, he could quite easily have become unable to speak through head trauma.
 
I always thought Gordon Freeman was kind of the average joe of the Black mesa facility, he's brilliant compared to normal people, but since Black Mesa is filled with scientists he's just not that special, whereas Eli and Kleiner are the Black Mesa geniuses who put Gordon's qualifications to shame.
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Hah, I fucking love this! Gordon is just the numpty in the hazard suit. Makes sense to me. "Let the grunt kill stuff and solve rudimentary puzzles while we do some real science". What if Half-Life 3 comes out and Gordon Freeman was just playing a virtual game created by the scientists to keep him busy? eh eh? In fact, no, that might destroy my gaming past entirely...

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You are the Freeman. If you are retarded, he is retarded. If you are a crowbar enthusiast, he is a crowbar enthusiast. By not giving him a personality they try to immerse you into his world by making YOU the main character. That's all there is to it.

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You actually go through Gordon's office in Opposing Force ;)

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@selbie said:
" You actually go through Gordon's office in Opposing Force ;) "
I stand corrected.
I have all the add ons and standalones and whatnot, I just never really got around to playing them.
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No, you are not corrected, dear sir. 
 
The Freeman Retard Theory must live on. It is simply too damn glorious to let it die so soon.

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@KingWilly said:
" No, you are not corrected, dear sir.  The Freeman Retard Theory must live on. It is simply too damn glorious to let it die so soon. "
Oh, don't get me wrong. I stand by my theory. In fact, I have talked about it with people before. I call it the Gordon Freeman Corollary. I reference it whenever I feel like I'm being humored by friends. Not in a patronizing way, but just like I explained...I am acting like I am the stupidest person in the world but they pat me on the back for it. I suppose when it's you in that situation, it's like a paranoia thing.
 
....anyway, yeah, I meant that I stand corrected on the office thing.
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This thread is a bit harsh on mentally handicapped people =(

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@raidingkvatch: I suppose parkisons dieases might be possible, which boxers like mohammed ali could suffer from, however that's alot of head trama over the years and that's unlikely. The only way he is retarded from a head trama is if he been stabbed in the brain, possibly the right side yet still has ability to use his left language side, or vice versa. Or even split the brain right in the middle, so both sides can't communicate with each other, however that's unlikely for a MIT graduate.  
   
For the thread, I belive they are treating the player as retarded, not gordon.
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@nail1080:  Not meant to be.
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dude.... the government doesnt tell mentally retarded people to go in crazy fucking experimental rooms and push crazy fucking boxes that destroy buildings 
thats stupid...

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I doubt that someone with mental disabilities would be able to become a scientist and have the world depend on them for getting rid of the evil.

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@kishan6:   Well, Black Mesa was a private research facility, so the government still didn't tell any mentally retarded people to go in crazy fucking experimental rooms.  
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@Silverbrand: some of the comments here are disgraceful and I wouldn't even expect it from a 12 year old pre pubescent COD player on xbox live. Grow up.
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@nail1080 said:
" @Silverbrand: some of the comments here are disgraceful and I wouldn't even expect it from a 12 year old pre pubescent COD player on xbox live. Grow up. "
Hey, thanks for the blanket judgement statement of me based on other people's comments. Writing off a concept as disgraceful without taking into consideration the merits or really, even the context of the concept, is absolutely a far more mature stance to take. Thank god you came here and showed me the error of my ways. I shall forever endeavor to only put forth ideas that are whitewashed, scrubbed clean, and never thought provoking on any level.
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Holy shit, OP is onto something.

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Gordon Freeman isn't mentally retarded, he's a genius. It is just that they made the game so that even a retard can play and feel like a genius.