Touch her shoulder.

With your penis.

I think you made the right choice dude. Going home with that girl would have led to shame especially if she was so wasted she had no idea what was going on. Also, drunk girls that rub on random dudes are super not sexy. Don't be depressed about this.

@SpawnMan said:

@themangalist: She was with her friends. At the party. Not +1 for not sleeping with a partially drunk girl? Hmmm....

Okay okay everyone, the game was Munchkin. Sounds gay, probably is kinda gay, but it takes forever.

EDIT: Okay I guess I shouldn't be so sad, but it's just, ya know. Any normal guy would be "Yep, let's go!" I dunno I guess I just get sad when girls are involved. I always feel sad when I leave parties early anyways. But in this case there was basically no reason for me not to do anything - I wasn't drunk myself and I've found it hard finding girls that are into me. Sure she wasn't my type at all, but surely that shouldn't matter? Maybe I've been doing things wrong all this time?

As much as missing out on pussy sucks, you did the right thing. She was drunk, and if she wasn't your type anyway, you probably would've just busted one in her and spent the next days/weeks trying to lose her.

@SpawnMan: Its okay for a man to not be emotionally/physically ready for intimacy, y'know, OP. Don't be so concerned over what a "normal guy" would do.

Letting yourself be controlled by garbage like that will only lead to misery.

@DriveupLife said:

The answer is obvious. You're a pussy.

Don't push yourself into one of those situations if you're not into it. I did and well...that turned out worse than walking away. If you're not into it you're not into it.

Maybe you have some standards, ever thought about that?

@SpawnMan: You probably regret your opportunity now, but if a girl is that easy, she's almost guaranteed to have some sort of VD.

Apparently you were going home to play Bored Games.

There are so many ways you are rolling the dice with drunk girls. You made the right call.

Maybe it was for the best; a woman that easy could have been infected with Cooties.

You made the right choice. Drunk chicks are nothing but problems.

well good job on that. i wouldn't touch a drunk girl either. my first kiss was a drunk girl all over me at a bar. she just stopped and left. 
 
drunks are horrible people. they are all sloppy, and stuff.

You should get more drunk. That would stop you from doing dumb things like this.

A really drunk chick, is no fun to have sex with. But slighlty buzzed, a tad more looser

You'd probably be in there.... So... Achievement Unlocked?

Props, you're a stronger man than I.

It's OK. Sounds like something I would do too.. Maybe not the playing board games part, but yeah.

If she was drunk she'd probably have been an awful fuck anyway.

Should have touched her shoulder.

congratulations on not raping a drunk girl, i guess :/

Look at it like this: if she wasn't offensively ugly or fat, YOU FUCKED UP BOY.

@SpawnMan:

Well...yeah, you kind of blew it. But, you know, if you weren't drunk or she at least was more drunk then you...well, it's a little sketchy. I guess if you wanted to get laid and that was all then you blew it. But, if you could have gone the night without getting laid and was ok with that then I think you made the right choice. It's just weird to me to be the sober one, or at least the less drunk one, hooking up with a drunk woman. It...it feels 'off' I guess.

@mutha3 said:

@SpawnMan: Its okay for a man to not be emotionally/physically ready for intimacy, y'know, OP. Don't be so concerned over what a "normal guy" would do.

Letting yourself be controlled by garbage like that will only lead to misery.

I agree with that. Do what you want, when you want, as long as you be excellent to each other.

@mylifeforAiur said:

Board games are rad.

I think you did all right. The only real mistake you made was buying her that drink!

I don't have Aspergers, so no.

I stay clear of all drunk people, I find them awful.

@themangalist said:

I've been a "goodie two shoes" all my life and I'll tell you this: If you're not prepared, don't put yourself in situations that would potentially turn bad. Also, thumbs down for not being a gentleman and at least carry her back to her place.

The first part of this could not be more true.

@amomjc said:

@themangalist said:

I've been a "goodie two shoes" all my life and I'll tell you this: If you're not prepared, don't put yourself in situations that would potentially turn bad. Also, thumbs down for not being a gentleman and at least carry her back to her place.

The first part of this could not be more true.

That sounds like the worst, most boring way imaginable to live your life.

I've got some bad news for you...

Left last night with only a few replies on this... Nek minit...!

And yes, it was Super Munchkin. It's fun. I basically changed the course of the game with my wandering monsters. THE POWER! COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!

Dude, bros before hoes. But hoes before bo(ard game)s, that is the mantra on which all men must live (unless, of course, that board game is motherfucking Risk)

I wish someone rubbed my leg. And by my leg I mean MY DONG. AMIRITE GUYS? YEAH? YEAH?

@oatz said:

@amomjc said:

@themangalist said:

I've been a "goodie two shoes" all my life and I'll tell you this: If you're not prepared, don't put yourself in situations that would potentially turn bad. Also, thumbs down for not being a gentleman and at least carry her back to her place.

The first part of this could not be more true.

That sounds like the worst, most boring way imaginable to live your life.

itt: people with painfully unfullfilling lives devoid of interest. Reading how nerds rationalize their insularity is the saddest shit ever.

#firstworldproblems

@dudeglove: Sexyyyyyyyyy.

@Cloudenvy said:

I stay clear of all drunk people, I find them awful.

But...But I'm drunk a lot :(

Even if I was single I would have said no.

Drunken one night stands are about as fulfilling as having a wank, only with far more potential for awkwardness and accusations of date rape.

@ryanwho said:

@oatz said:

@amomjc said:

@themangalist said:

I've been a "goodie two shoes" all my life and I'll tell you this: If you're not prepared, don't put yourself in situations that would potentially turn bad. Also, thumbs down for not being a gentleman and at least carry her back to her place.

The first part of this could not be more true.

That sounds like the worst, most boring way imaginable to live your life.

itt: people with painfully unfullfilling lives devoid of interest. Reading how nerds rationalize their insularity is the saddest shit ever.

Then you ain't see no sad shit yet. Being prepared and thinking about the consequences is not boring. It's the least you can do to keep things under your control in a world of uncertainties. Some people mess up real hard that cost them their lives, and that's sad shit.

Things you can control: bring a condom. Things you cannot control: condom breaks. Things you can control: Not going to sleep with her.

....Things you cannot control: she totally rapes you.

Also, this:

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Even if I was single I would have said no. Drunken one night stands are about as fulfilling as having a wank, only with far more potential for awkwardness and accusations of date rape.

Was she underage? Did you just touch an underage girl after getting her drunk!?

Wtf is wrong with you

@SpawnMan said:

I was out at a party in a bar. I was hitting it off with a girl. I bought her a drink. She was a little drunk. She was all over me, rubbing my leg. Her place was around the corner.

You know what I did next? I left. To go to a friend's house and play board games. True story.

Why did I do that? Why? I do a lot of strange things which I don't fully understand, but this truly takes the cake. The job is halfway done. And something stops me. Maybe she's too drunk. Maybe I know it's just lust. Maybe it's too soon. But why should that matter?? I'm a hot-blooded male created to stab everything that moves with my... handle of power ? Why would I stop myself from doing the inevitable? I didn't get her number, will probably never see her again.

Why do I keep myself miserable. And usually I know my primal purpose and why I've done such a thing, but in this case, I have no idea why. It's not like I'd have been doing anything wrong. I just said "Done" and walked off. Why? Maybe deep down I knew I'd probably have screwed it up anyways.

I didn't even ENJOY myself that much at my friend's house. It all makes little sense. It's safe to say I'm a tortured soul. I try to do everything right and I'm miserable. Even when I'm not doing anything wrong, I feel like I am and deny myself.

Reply. Laugh. Comment.

*Cry*

you like being miserable. you dont want aids. pay a pyschologist. if this story is a lie. dont quit your job eat pizza pops (40% sugar). OH YA!

Wait, are you a virgin? 

More like bored games. 
 
Because they're boring.

If I were in your position, I would have plowed her first, played board games second. Wouldn't be able to focus on the game if it were switched around.

Don't buy girls drinks before you bone them...

IF boning them is your intention of course.

I would have walked away too. I'm the type of person that finds sex to be way too hyped up, I don't think one night of pleasure in my groin area is worth the fallout.

@dudeglove said:

@SpawnMan said:

I was out at a party in a bar. I was hitting it off with a girl. I bought her a drink. She was a little drunk. She was all over me, rubbing my leg. Her place was around the corner.

If it's any consolation, how I met my first girlfriend was me holding her hair back while she retched violently into a bush in her own front garden.

If you get married, you should share that story at your wedding. Trust me, she'll love you for it.