Nathan Drake- Bradley Cooper

Chloe Frazer- Gemma Arterton

Victor Sullivan- JK Simmons

Zoran Lazerivic- Mads Mikkelsen

Elena Fisher - Maggie Grace

Harry Flynt- Henry Ian Cusick

Karl Schaffer- Cristoph Waltz

Sisqo is third billed.

This exists.

This is weird.

I have a vivid image of the year 1999 in my mind. It's a sweaty dude with spiky blue hair, unorthodox body piercings, intense tribal tattoos, tripping out on ecstasy, while dancing manically to The Prodigy's "Firestarter", with a montage of The Matrix and Run Lola Run looping in the background. I am alone in this?