I've been catching Bill O'Reilly as I'm flipping through the channels the past couple months and I occasionally get the treat of seeing him and the "Body Language" guru who interprets the vast array of powerful intuitive signs of hands. I've got some guilty pleasures, and then I've got truly dark interests and these segments are clearly of the latter. Normally I just thought people used their hands when they talk because they've got those little floaters in their eyeballs and they're too high to know it's just a trick of the eye, but apparently the truth is far more sophisticated. According to Bill's concubine, anything from aggression to expressive organization to absolutely nothing can be clearly seen in any number of staged interview exchanges. I'd pay more attention to Bill's hands, but those things look fucking gross, man. Seriously, they look like they belong on a eighty-year-old albino woman.


-Fagan out