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Halo Reach Around = Star Wars The Phantom Menace of Video Games

 
The game is going to have: 

  • Ugly graphics
  • Bad voice acting (Judging from the trailer, the voice acting was atrocious)
  • Outdated and n00b friendly combat mechanics
  • Hysterically bad story that’s going to be as bad as Gears of War 2’s storyline
  • Corny characters and dialogue (The dialogue from the trailer was hysterically corny)
  • Bland sandbox levels (Just like Far Drive 2)
  • Cheesy music as traditional with the Halo franchise
  • A.I. buggier and dumber than Crysis
  • N00b friendly multiplayer
  • Poor game design
  • Unbalanced weapons
  • Pathetic gun sounds
  • Clunky aiming and vehicle controls
  • Bad ending
  • Cheesy art design
  • Low replay value
  • Worse than the previous Halo games (Since they just keep getting shittier and shittier)
  • And it’s going to be generic as all Hell just like with any Halo game

This game is going to share a lot of similarities with Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace, this is a 100% true prediction and I’m going to laugh at the idiots who are going to disagree with me. The only people who are going to like Gaylo Reach Around are frat boys and kiddies, every other true hardcore gamer are smart enough to skip this game.  This game is going to be immensely hyped, a lot of fanboys are going to be incredibly hyped like hell for it, it’s going to be heavily marketed, Bungie are going to say a lot of things about it (Which just going to be a bunch of BS) so they can hype fanboys for it just like George Lucas did for Episode I, and the game is a prequel to an overrated franchise just like Star Wars is to movies. Then when the game comes out it’s going to disappoint many fanboys and some fanboys are going to defend the living shit out of it because their fanboys who will suck up to anything Halo, it’s also going to get mixed reviews where “professional” popular game websites are going to praise it because they are being bribed by M$ and indie game journalist are going to pan it because they are actually honest.

    

Halo Reach Around = Most overhyped and overrated game of 2010, fact of life fanboys so deal with it!

 

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