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GOTY 2022

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  • I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM CONTINUING TO PLAY THIS GAME BECAUSE JUDGING FROM MY FIRST RUN'S PLAYTIME AND THE FOUR CHARACTERS I STARTED RIGHT AFTER, I'D HAVE ENDED UP PLAYING AROUND 700 HOURS THIS YEAR ALONE TO COMPLETE ALL THE RUNS. DESPITE ME PREFERRING THE TIGHTER AND MORE LINEAR DESIGN OF A DARK SOULS FOR THIS KIND OF GAME, IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY A ONCE IN A GENERATION TRIUMPH OF SOULS GAME DEVELOPMENT AND THE CULMINATION OF FROM SOFTWARE'S RISE AS A GAME DEVELOPER. IT HAS UNDOUBTEDLY SECURED A POSITION IN MY GAME OF THE DECADE LIST, ONCE THAT IS UPON US

  • AS A WESTERN FAN, IT IS NATURAL THAT I WOULD BE DRAWN TO THIS GAME. THE STORY IS HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND FOR ALL THE SHIT ROCKSTAR GETS FOR THEIR WRITING IN GTA (IT AINT GREAT YEAH), RDR WAS ALWAYS THEIR PRESTIGE SERIES AND THEIR WRITING CHOPS SHOW IN THIS BRUTAL TRAGEDY IN THE DYING EMBERS OF THE AMERICAN WEST. I SUPPOSE IF I ACTUALLY HAD THE CASH TO BUY THIS GAME AND A CONSOLE FOR IT DURING 2018, IT WOULD'VE BEEN MY GOTY. ALAS, SAD COWBOY EMOJI

  • I GOT NO IDEA WHY HATERS FLOCK TO FATSHARK, IT'S FUCKING ABSURD HOW INTENSE THE HATEBASE FOR THEIR GAMES IS. AND YES, FUCK THEM, DARKTIDE IS FUNDAMENTALLY A MORE ENGAGING GAME THAN VERMINTIDE 2, A GAME WHICH I PREVIOUSLY HAD IN MY GOTY LISTS MULTIPLE TIMES DUE TO THE BLEND OF RANGED AND MELEE COMBAT IT PULLS OFF. SHIT CAN ONLY GET BETTER AND AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THIS IS A SOLID START FOR A LIVE SERVICE GAME

  • HERE IT IS, THE FINAL ENTRY OF THE TOTAL WARHAMMER SAGA, A SERIES I HAVE SPENT FOUR THOUSAND HOURS PLAYING AND AM LIKELY TO ADD THOUSANDS MORE. IT MIGHT'VE HAD A ROUGH START AND STILL NEEDS WORK BUT NO OTHER DEVELOPER COULD PULL OFF A GAME AS INSANELY LARGE AS THIS, NOW THAT THE IMMORTAL EMPIRES MODE IS OUT

  • NOTICE: I DO NOT SUPPORT DRUG USE; BREAKING BAD AND BETTER CALL SAUL ARE COOL THO

    ANYWAY, THIS IS A REAL DARK HORSE OF A GAME, WITH SURPRISINGLY GOOD PRODUCTION VALUES AND SOLID WRITING FOR FOR THE WHOLE COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD THING, COMBINED WITH A COMPELLING LOGISTICS SIM THAT KINDA FEELS LIKE A PUZZLE GAME AT TIMES AS YOU NEED TO MANAGE YOUR HEAT AND RESOURCES AS WELL AS YOU CAN, PARTICULARLY DURING THE HARDER DIFFICULTIES AND MODES. IT SEEMS LIKE IT'LL KEEP GETTING SUPPORT TOO DESPITE WHAT FEELS LIKE A NOT SO STELLAR LAUNCH (FAIR ENOUGH, IT FEELS VERY NICHE) SO I'M GLAD FOR THAT

  • HERE IT IS, THE RETAIL DEBUT OF A SPIRITUAL TITAN IN GAMING. IF IT'S TRUE THAT TOADY AND THREETOE ARE NOW MILLIONAIRES THEN NO ONE IN GAMING DESERVES IT MORE THAN THEY DO. TO BE PLAYING THIS WITH AN ACTUAL UI AND PROPER GRAPHICS SUPPORT AFTER NEAR A FUCKIN DECADE AGO WHEN I PLAYED IT IN COLLEGE FOR FUNSIES ON A LAPTOP WITH THE WHOLE ASCII SHIT AND STARING INTO THE MATRIX...IT BRINGS BACK FOND MEMORIES, AND I'M HAPPY THAT BAY 12 CONTINUES TO WORK ON THEIR GRAND VISION FOR THIS GAME, AS WEIRD AND OBTUSE AS IT CAN BE

  • AS A HOMM FAN, THIS WAS A GREAT GAME IN THAT IT SOLVES A LOT OF ISSUES I HAVE WITH HOMM; NAMELY THE FACT THAT OPTIMAL PLAY IN HOMM IS EXTREMELY GRINDY AND EXPLOITY SO IT USING REAL TIME FOR ITS BATTLES MAKES IT ACTUALLY FEASIBLE TO COMPLETE GAMES IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR HOMM FANS AS A GREAT TAKE ON A LONG DEAD SUBGENRE

  • DON'T PLAY THE MAIN GAME AND THE FIRST EXPACK, THIS IS THE ONE YOU WANT. THE DRAW IS THAT IT PUTS YOU IN THE SHOES OF TROLLS, A "SAVAGE" RACE WITH THEIR OWN CUSTOMS AND PRACTICES EXCEPT UNLIKE WARCRAFT, THE WRITING IS LEGITIMATELY COMPELLING AND INTERESTING TO FOLLOW. THE GAME ITSELF IS, EH, ALRIGHT I GUESS, BUT THIS GOES HERE FOR ACTUALLY PULLING OFF A GREAT "MONSTER POV" STORYLINE IN A GENERIC FANTASY WORLD WITH CHARMING MAIN CHARACTERS

  • OH SHIT DOES TOAST GOT THE VTUBER BRAIN? YEAH HE DOES, AND THIS FANGAME IS REAL FUN TO PLAY. I LIKE ITS NUANCES BETTER THAN MAINLINE VAMP SURVIVOR (MAINLY THAT YOU MAKE YOUR BUILDS AROUND YOUR CHOSEN VTUBER'S GIMMICK) AND DEVELOPMENT SEEMS TO BE GOING FOR MORE FUSSY NUMBER-CRUNCHING THAT I LIKE. THIS WAS A REAL GOOD GAME TO HAVE FOR A COUPLE OF TROUBLESOME MONTHS SINCE I NEEDED SOMETHING I COULD FINISH A RUN OF IN 30 MINS OR SO WHILE ALSO BEING PAUSABLE SO IT KEPT ME GOING. YUBI YUBI

  • FINALLY BANNERLORD HAS RELEASED, AND BUDDY, THE TREND OF NO OTHER GAME BEING ABLE TO PULL OFF THE GRANDIOSITY OF BEING IN A MELEE WITH HUNDREDS OF ASSHOLES TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER WITH SWORDS CONTINUES. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOW THIS GAME DOESN'T FEASTS LIKE IN WARBAND, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, I'M HERE FOR THE MELEE