Videogames

" @Gamer_152 said:

" @Tastyburger8 said:

" @Gamer_152 said:

" It was amazing how many people jumped to the conclusion that we were being visited by aliens after seeing some balloons in the sky. "

To be fair, aliens could look like balloons. It's a rather convenient shape. "

Maybe the balloons were put there by aliens? Everyone assumes we're going to get invaded by the high ambassadors of some alien civilisation, I hope the first aliens to reach us are part of some alien marketing firm, trying to sell us intergalactic toilet paper or something. "

Hmm...
 
Now that's a way to de-throne World of Warcraft.  Our new alien overlords making a sweet virtual reality MMO. Reminds me of an episode of Sliders (great show... for the first 2-3 seasons). "

They are all shit.

" Hey everyone, I have an account on Giant Bomb and have a part-time job at McDonalds, therefore I am qualified to know what working in the game industry is like. This guy was young, inexperienced, intoxicated, angry, and probably on heroin too. If we was a good developer he would have just created the whole game himself in a week because that's easy for good game developers to do. I know this, because I played a game. "

Sweet ultima for Facebook.

" It was amazing how many people jumped to the conclusion that we were being visited by aliens after seeing some balloons in the sky. "

Fucking aliens are so boring. COME DOWN LETS PARTY. 
 
Aliens are probably looking at us like I would look at an ant hill.   
 
OH HOW CUTE LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE TRANSPORTATION DEVICES THEY GET AROUND IN AND KILL THEMSELVES WITH LOL.

" I suggest the OP listens to the Jackal tapes. The Jackal and the player are part of a cancer that is killing Africa. By committing suicide after doing the one good, noble thing you could do in the entire fucking game, the player decided to excise that particular tumour. It was a brilliant ending, and while subdued, it was also a brilliant narrative that ran throughout.  Far Cry 2 was fun, but it was also a commentary. There were many moments in that game that gave me chills because I knew somewhere shit exactly like what I was seeing in FC2 was happening.  "

You can give them money, or you can kill them and cause all the pig-cops to attack. Now what do you think if they took it to the next level of absurdity? Forget the common question of life or death, would you urinate on a girl and suffer the consequences in the next duke video game?

" Cool Share Jack. "

I want a mod where I mope around as a zombie for 72 hours and hope chuck comes along and hits me with a bat.