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tHANKS GUYS MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK i'M SORRY ABOUT THAT

I love sealed envelopes because my paternity test results are still sealed and I want to believe that Dodgers player Eric Gagne is my real dad

Hey guys, I'm a premium member

damn peppy back at it again with the barrel rolls

Next year can you make the rule where if there is a disagreement there is a Stone Cold Stunner off where everyone gives the person to the right a Stone Cold Stunner and whoever can pop back up after flipping the other guy off and jawing at him wins the argument even if they weren't one of the people who had a disagreement in the first place also this is how I mediate all of my disputes at home but since I am alone with no friends I end up losing

Thanks, Alex. I actually wrote this review, word for word, a couple of weeks ago. Are you in my brain?

I'm still going to buy it because I'm tired of being alone.

Spoilers everyone I had a dream where me and Drew were married and he played with animal crackers on my chest before he went to space and blew up an asteroid