Ride to Hell is a motorcycle gang-land action game that follows Jake Conway and his path of revenge against the brutal biker gang called "the Devil's Hand". Infamously, it is the second game ever to get a 1.0 from GameSpot, after only the truly broken Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
Me and a friend of mine is going through it and it's a fucking riot. I mean, it's a burning pile of garbage, but it's garbage in the best possible way. I mean, the game is filled with so much amazing content! For example;
What do you do when you want to get into a farm with an electric fence?
You steal a big truck. And you drive it all the way down to the electrical plant. Blow it up.
NO ELECTRICITY NOW! PROBLEM SOLVED! What, I could have just driven it over the fence? Don't be silly, a man blows stuff up.
Also, sex with clothes on all the time. Ladies, take a break. Fellas, you know what I'm talking about.
I understand buying something shitty because you want to laugh at it, but I kinda wish people would adopt some kinda "...but I also gotta buy something good that needs an extra sale or two" kind of rule if they're going to do that.
The gameplay mechanics are terrrrrrrrible. The shooting is awful, the driving is boring. If people watched the QL they saw Vinny and Jeff going through about 20 floors of enemies in a warehouse(?!), and there's more where that came from!
But the story is so bad it's good, and almost makes up for it.
I understand buying something shitty because you want to laugh at it, but I kinda wish people would adopt some kinda "...but I also gotta buy something good that needs an extra sale or two" kind of rule if they're going to do that.
Note that I'd never buy it at full price, I'm buying it only because it's extremely discounted.
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