Voicemail Dump Truck 011

Listen. If I'm trying to get triplets off Craigslist, I'm gonna want them to be attractive.

Fuck Perth.

Cincinnati Eric is my hero

*american guy voice* mel-born

if you have never order $20 in 2 for 1 tacos and 6 jumbo jacks you haven't lived at 3am after the cool bar finally cuts you off

My favorite running topic across all of GB is hooliganism, and this has been a banner week for it. Particularly Jan’s brick and Jeff’s trespassing stories.

I didn't know Bunny Bread was regional. My local Bunny Bread when I was a kid would sell entire bags of "day old" snack cakes for $2. It would be like a 3lb bag.

I visited relatives in Southern Illinois for 2 weeks back in '98 and in that time I heard that Bunny Bread jingle so many times on TV it's still ingrained in my brain to this day.

The beef voicemails are enjoyable.

All those poop talks and the look on Jess' face 🤣

nobody makes it to adult hood without a fucked up poop story. it's one of those shared human experiences that unites us all

"That's how ghosts were invented!"

That them there new FromSoftware game you city-folks been talking about?

I hope the brick story gets animated just to see a brick riding shotgun with a seatbelt.

As an Australian, No... Fosters is not okay.

Melbourne has PAX Aus, and I've been told when you walk down a dark alley instead of getting mugged you find incredible food from different cultures to try out.

Instead of a brick, a spark plug would be better

This dutch illusionist has been appearing on local TV quite a bit lately and he always seemed like the ultimate smarmy showman, but hearing him talk about his job make me do a 180 on that. Surprisingly no-bullshit about his work, never makes it sound like he has supernatural powers or anything, just him & his assistants trying to provide a great entertainment show and trying to push the borders of what came before, with great respect to the greats of the past. I'm cool with that.