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Jar Time w/ Jeff

Jar Time w/ Jeff: A Bridge Too Jar - 04/02/2013

Jeff plays his broken TV like some sort of musical instrument while also addressing your questions in near-total darkness.

You ask the questions, Jeff Gerstmann supplies the answers.

Apr. 2 2013

Posted by: Jeff

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Jeff Gerstmann

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Pretty sure Jar Time naming convention has peaked right here.

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@cakebomb said:

People, stop talking of the '83 crash like it was everywhere. It was in the US, and in the console market, arcades and computers were as happy as ever and the rest of the world didn't even notice.

Yeah, while I haven't explored it as much I'd want to, I've read that there even was what's considered an golden era of video games in Spain during that period.

Speaking as a Swede, we had a major rise in computer literacy and thus game development in Sweden at the time too - with a few locally manufactured home computer models (ABC80/800 and Compis) reaching the majority of all schools, and quite a few homes, libraries and offices, with ready access to beginner's guides for BASIC programming, and then came the affordable Commodore machines like the VIC-20 and C64, which became massive hits all across Europe.

Rather than a crash, I think most of Europe experienced a crescendo in availability and literacy in computer usage at the time. Then of course, many considered video games and computer games to be entirely different things at that time too, and I guess actual video game consoles weren't much of a thing at the time.

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Jeff wearing pants and groping TV's... this is the true corruption of CBS at work.

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Leading video games retailer GameStop saw its sales drop seven percent last year, and chief executive J. Paul Raines sees much of the decline attributable to the console cycle itself. With fewer games to sell, the impact is being felt on the used games side as well, but Raines told GamesIndustry International last week following the GameStop earnings call that he's very excited for next-gen, and he's especially eager for Microsoft to take the wraps off its next-gen Xbox.

"We've been spending a lot of time with Microsoft, but we have to let them take the lead on this, but it will be a very hot, compelling device. They are doing some really cool stuff, and I'm eager to hear them start their announcements because I think the world is going to stand up and take notice,"Raines commented.


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Seems like Microsoft has found a used games solution that's leaving Gamestop satisfied.

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Can't ever get enough jar. Jonesin for my next jar.

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Just hearing Jeff reference Goldie Lookin' Chain cracks me up. I had a bunch of bootlegs of theirs but recently threw them all out. They were a fun grounp at the time they were around though.

I would really like to see additional reviews of the same games on the site. I think about Darksiders 2 and how Ryan gave that game a 4/5 when it really is a complete let down after the first game and I agree a lot more with how Patrick felt about it from what he said on the Bombcast.

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Best jar session to date. I like when there is a little less goofing around, and just straight up what he thinks. No fluff

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Nothing like a little jar time after a long ass day.

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@lyfeforce: As long as he doesn't give a positive review to a CBS competitor, he'll be fine.

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British Girls :)

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The screen kinda looks like artwork from a new NIN album or something.

The moment he started tapping on it, it reminded me of the Year Zero ARG websites and the current artwork they have going for How To Destroy Angels' release that just hit.

Jeff is becoming a regular Rob Sheridan

...and that makes three of us that had the same thought.

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@dan_citi said:

British Girls :)

That was adorable. I just... I can't.

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Jeff, How are you always entertaining no matter what you do? A man talking in a dark room with a busted tv behind him SHOULDN'T be this good.

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''it's always good to see people that I don't get to see very often that I wish I could see a whole lot more of - a whole lot more of'' = Carrie Gouskos, amoiright? <3

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Oh man, set that TV up as an art installation. Call it "Digital Decay in a Realm of Possibility" or something that sounds more pretentious. When I was at school doing graphic design I always made sure to come up with really pretentious sounding names for my stuff.

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@jeff if you like the broken digital aesthetic, check out all the work that Rob Sheridan has done with Trent Reznor from Year Zero onward. His visual treatments have been very cool, along with Reznor's digital corruption-like audio.

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Jar Trek: Into Darkness

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"And people I wish I got to see a whole lot more of... a whole lot more of..."

Like CARRIE? :D

RIGHT?!

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I also like the way british girls sound when they talk.

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@patman99 said:

Confirmed: Jeff wears pants while filming the Jar Time videos.

Everything is lies!

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Brb smashing my TV

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Jar Time is Best Time.

Oh and btw.. buying TVs on Amazon now is great. Can pick your delivery time and everything. Probably cheaper than Best Buy too.

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People keep bringing up that Sony patent and I can't help but think it's because they can't read: the patent basically describes an online pass type system but with RFID chips on the disk so you don't have to (annoyingly) manually enter keys.

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You and me together, Jars 4 ever. :)

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Goldie Lookin' Chain talk, wow.

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Jeff time!

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Random Twitch logo?

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Excellent episode. I feel like I could easily lose several hours of my time staring at that broken TV and trying to make funny shapes appear. Weird.

Getting some more insight into the last year of GB and your plans for games coverage was yet again quite fascinating.

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@chavtheworld said:

Random Twitch logo?

Most likely a screencap from GB live streams used as a background filler for this.

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Hey @jeff, what are you playing there? Looks like Smash TV.

You know what I'm saying? Hahahahahahaha..... OK, I'm done.

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I use Steam's offline mode from time to time and it works perfectly fine.

It's particular only in that it needs you to be online at the time when you enable it, after then you can be offline to your hearts content. Only requiring a check in once in a few weeks.

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Is Jeff getting radiation poison from that tv?

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I love jar time with Jeff!

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@talis12 said:

The tv doesnt fit in your car? You driving a Smart, Jeff?

If your TV fits into your car, you either got a huge ass car or a tiny TV, at least in relation to how cheap big TV's are by now. My 60" Samsung certainly wouldn't fit into any regular car, especially because you are supposed to transport Plasma TV's standing, laying them down on the back could break the glass protecting the panel.

And now i really wonder what happened to Jeff's TV there. Looks like somebody punched it or threw something at it with lots of force? Guess they had a realy drunk and fun night at Jeff's house after GDC xD

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So, you like the way British girls speak, I like the way American girls speak. How bout we swap?

@cakebomb said:

People, stop talking of the '83 crash like it was everywhere. It was in the US, and in the console market, arcades and computers were as happy as ever and the rest of the world didn't even notice.

Americans talking like their experiences equate to the world's experiences? Whatever next?
(Just a light dig, Yanks, but it's a bad habit I've noticed that many of you have).

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@neurotic said:

So, you like the way British girls speak, I like the way American girls speak. How bout we swap?

@cakebomb said:

People, stop talking of the '83 crash like it was everywhere. It was in the US, and in the console market, arcades and computers were as happy as ever and the rest of the world didn't even notice.

Americans talking like their experiences equate to the world's experiences? Whatever next?

(Just a light dig, Yanks, but it's a bad habit I've noticed that many of you have).

I'm going to have to ask you guys to stop "taking the piss".

Thank you.

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Real Talk with Jeff.

I love Jar time. I think Jar Time is my favourite subscriber content. I really like seeing Jeff just answer questions and become part of the community (not that he wasn't before) I just really like getting to know Jeff a little more. I guess.

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Oh hey my question got Answered! :D

Thanks @jeff!

You should definitely visit England again.

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Loving the new picture for Jeff's Giantbomb page... classy!

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Jeffs talk of British stuff was cool as a brit myself, just to point out Jeff channels no longer shut down during the evenings any more at least the majority don't since everything went digital and a lot more channels Available, there are still announcers between shows though, as for teletext the BBC SD channel still has a teletext style service but none of the others do any more.

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@dizzlex said:

@samcroft90: Gary Whitta talked about it before. He is a British friend of theirs.

Oh yes, I think Gary might have mentioned it in one of the all day live streams he was on at the Whiskey office.

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Jeff did this live? Twitch logo top left

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In regards to multiplayer it really does seem like wasted effort like Jeff was pointing out.

It's why players hate it: It feels like a waste of money that could have gone into developing a better single-player game. I'm glad that Ken Levine was like "Fuck that MP shizzle!" for Bioshock Infinite and I think the numbers show that games don't need multplayer to be successful.

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This is one of my favourite features of GB, löööv jartime!

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A jar time on pay day? Well that's all it takes to get me to subscribe apparently.